1.) Your name: Classified
2.) Nicknames: DBG, chewy, killowatt
3.) Do you like these nicknames? Only one :3
4.) Location: my room in cali
5.) Age: 17
6.) Birthday: 10/29/94
7.) Zodiac sign: Scorpio
8.) Parents names: Classified
9.) Siblings? Twin sister and older brother
10.) Pets: none atm but used to have cats and a hamster :3
11.) Number of rooms in your house: 1
12.) Religion: Christian
13.) If so-practicing? not really
14.) Male or Female? Male
15.) Is your family close? Yep ^.^

What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Lasagna
17.) TV shows: Family guy, the amazing world of gumball
18.) Movies: Fast Five, Good burger
19.) Actors: Jim Carrey, Will Farrel
20.) Actresses: Jessica Alba, Anna Faris
21.) Books: Redwall :3
22.) Artists: Ludacris
23.) Types of Music: i guess rap
24.) Video Games: Sonic adventure 2 battle, MKWii :3
25.) Computer Games: Minesweeper, solitaire
26.) Outfits: T-shirt and jeans?
27.) Stores: Wal-mart, Target
28.) Sports: Football and Basketball
29.) Colors: Blue
30.) Numbers: 9
31.) Websites: MKWii.com, Youtube.com
32.) Cartoons characters: Spongebob, Gumball Watterson
33.) TV Channels: Mtv, E, Espns
34.) Made For TV Movies: Uhhh..........
35.) Comedians: Kevin Hart, Aries Spears
36.) Comediennes: uhh.........
37.) Hair products: not really into them like that >_>
38.) Makeup Products: None.
39.) Kind of Pens: Blue
40.) Kind of Shows: Funny and thats about it ^.^
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: Necklaces and bracelets
42.) Kinds of Soap: ones that don't leave me feeling slimey afterwards
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: ones that smell good?
44.) Game Systems" Wii, and gamecube :3
45.) CD s: don't listen to CD's much anymore
46.) Snacks: Doritos and 7/11 cookies
47.) Past times: internet, read manga
48.) Things to do on the weekend: sleep and watch cartoons
49.) Magazines: Game informer
50.) Animals: Cats and hedgehogs \(^O^)/

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing? idk
52.) Favorite sweatpants? comfy?
53.) What is your everyday outfit? shirt and sweat pants
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school? nope :3
55.) Do you like it? yes!
56.) What is your favorite clothing store? idk
57.) Do you try to dress like other people? never
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy? not really
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear? sneakers
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces? no
61.) Do you wear hats? nope
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry? uh-uh
63.) If so, what? nothing
64.) Do you wear belts? Yep
65.) Do you wear skirts?
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing? nope
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look? sometimes
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats? nop
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag? neither
70.) If so, what is it like? nothing

School
71.) What are your grades like? pretty good
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school? not really
73.) Are you failing anything? i did once
74.) Do you take a language? yes
75.) If so which language? Spanish
76.) Who is your favorite teacher? i don't have one in particular
77.) Do you decorate your locker? nope
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag? wut?
79.) If so, with what? wat?
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school? sometimes
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks? not in school
82.) Do you take art? used to
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven? i walked
84.) Do you like school? it was pretty nice
85.) How big is your school? been to a lot so it varies
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school? i guess?
87.) Do you wish you could change schools? not really
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll? i was
89.) Do you participate in school plays? once
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones? nope

Your Room
91.) What color is your room? white?
92.) Is it messy or clean? kinda messy
93.) What are on your bedsheets? pics of tigers
94.) Do you have posters on your wall? nope
95.) If so, of what? nothing
96.) Do you have a TV in your room? yes :3
97.) A computer? not a home one
98.) A radio? nuh-uh
99.) An alarm clock? nah
100.) A stereo? no
101.) What is under your bed? i don't have a bed atm
102.) Do you have a big closet? kinda
103.) Do you write on your walls? nope
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up? nope
105.) If so, what design? nothing
106.) Is your ceiling decorated? nope.avi
107.) If so, of what? nothing!!!!
108.) Do you decorate your door? nop
109.) With what? my towel?
110.) What color is your carpet? i don't have carpet

Music
111.) What are you favorite bands? don't really have any
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s? not really
113.) How many exactly?
114.) Do you download music? Yep
115.) What are your favorite songs? "I hate this part" and "Flashing lights"
116.) Do you listen to the radio? not a lot lately
117.) Do you like loud music? only if my ears don't hurt
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe? i guess
119.) Do you like rap? yes
120.) Do you like country? if its good but overall, not really

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to? none atm
122.) Are you a couch potato? perhaps
123.) Do you watch the news? not really
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV? pfft no
125.) Who is your favorite TV star? nobody
126.) Do you watch late night TV? sometimes :D
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV? yesh :3
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100? yes
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun? not really
130.) What is your take on commercials? their annoyingly pointless and helpful
131.) How big is your TV? average size i guess?
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually? come on now, remote
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible? no
134.) Do you like dramas? nope
135.) Do you like comedies? Yes!!!
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad? its like average now
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV? nope
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones? basketball
139.) Do you watch music videos? sometimes
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80’s even if you weren’t living in the 80’s? uhh....no

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion? didn't i already answer this
142.) Do you go to church regularly? no
142.) Pro-life? wut?
143.) Pro-choice? huh?
144.) Are you a virgin? yes
145.) Do you believe in God? yep
146.) Jesus? uh-huh
147.) Allah? no
148.) Buddha? nope
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house? nope
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas? not really

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: Jose and Glain
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: not really
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Glain
154.) Craziest?: Glain
155.) Weirdest?: Glain
156.) Prettiest: wut? LOL
157.) Fanciest? no idea
158.) Sportiest? Glain
159.) Girliest? uhhh
160.) Mellowest? is that even a word?
161.) Stupidest? i don't think anyone is really stupid
162.) Smartest? Me
163.) Thugest? i don't have friends like that
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances? you could say that
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers? some of them
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents? nope
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends? yep
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends? i guess
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends? pfft no
170.) Are you part of a clique? nope
171.) Do you make new friends easily? not really
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online? i suppose
173.) Where did you meet them? at school
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends? wut?
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot? nope
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses? i guess lol
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot? not really
178.) Could you live one day without your friends? yep
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 7
180.) How is this survey so far? freaking exhausting!!!!!!

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Messenger bag i guess
182.) Punk/Emo: Punk i guess
183.) Rock/Rap: Rap
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Jay-Z
185.) Justin/Clay: uhh......
186.) Ruben/Clay: err......
187.) Cat/Dog: Cat!!!!!!!
188.) PS2/Xbox: tough one...........PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVDs duh!
190.) Cds/Tapes: Cds
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big screen
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: mostly at home
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Candy :D
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Fake fur
196.) sister/brother: uhhh......
197.) Home/House: House
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Espanol
199.) Art/Computer: Computer
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Laptop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Coke
202.) Orange/Apple: Orange
203.) Phone/Computer: Phone
204.) Email/Letters: Email
205.) Big/Small: Big?
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: tough..............Pizza
207.) Baby/Toddler: Toddler lol
208.) 16/21: 16
209.) CSI/24: have watched CSI before.....
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Superman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: uhh...
212.) Letterman/Leno: neither
213.) SNL/MadTV: MadTV
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Flinstones
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Harry Potter
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Boxers
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: neither!!!!!!
219.) Fork/Spoon: Spoon :D
220.) People/InTouch: wut?

Are you
221.) Gothic? no
222.) a freak? no
223.) a computer nerd? define the term
224.) a science freak? ^^
225.) a sports fan? yes
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time? no.....
227.) a class clown? kinda
228.) funny? I try :>
229.) serious? i can be
230.) intellectual? but of course
231.) an LOTR nerd? nope
232.) a failure?
233.) a success? maybe :>
234.) a loser?
235.) popular? not really
236.) lazy?
237.) outgoing? i can be
238.) shy? perhaps
239.) friendly? very :>
240.) easily annoyed? depends
241.) tolerant of others views? i guess?
242.) addicted to crack? no
243.) addicted to any other drug?
244.) a partier? huh?
245.) naturally hyperactive? no
246.) wild? nope
247.) sporty? uhhh
248.) smelly? Never!!!!!!
249.) an insomniac? you could say that...
250.) a procrastinator? no
251.) a criminal? nope :3
252.) a crackpot? no
253.) a bookworm? no
254.) hairy? maybe?
255.) good at playing basketball? i think so
256.) in high school? was
257.) in prison? no
258.) from mars? if you want me to be >:3
259.) straight? Yes
260.) gay? no

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes? yes
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex? what! never
263.) Do you like nuns? not really
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves? a little bit
265.) Do you use correct English? of course!
266.) Hablar Espanol? A little
267.) Spien Deutsch? wut?
268.) Speak English? how else have i been answering these questions?
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is? yep
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is? Count?
271.) Do you like Russian names? not really
272.) Like Vlad? nope
273.) Homer? I guess
274.) Are you a busy body? wut?
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail? no but that sounds fun
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men? no
277.) Do you like to roller skate? i guess
278.) Who do you wish was president? a cat :>
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush? he's no longer president
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon? no but heard of it
281.) Are you insecure? i don't think so....
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?
283.) Roman culture? no
284.) What kind of architecture do you like? whatever looks nice
285.) What style architecture is your house? idk
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities? i suppose
287.) Do you like to clean your room? i suppose
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration? Yes! D:<
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb? no
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is? well now that you mention it.....
291.) Does anybody really care? where is this going?
292.) Who sings that song? who's asking these questions?
293.) Do you like Chicago? not in particular
294.) Does Nevada have a football team? i don't think so
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took? more than a 85%
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous? no
297.) Do you play with dolls? nope
298.) Do you like Star Trek? no
299.) What’s 2+9+9? 20
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys? not ones as long as this D:<

Money
301.) Do you have a job? nope
302.) What do you do? i just said i don't have a job
303.) Does your boss like you? ^
304.) How much do you get paid? did you ask this expecting everyone to have a job?
305.) Do you have your own bank account? like 13 bucks
306.) Do you have a credit card? no
307.) a checkbook? yep
308.) Are you a big spender? not really
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot? not a lot
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend? depends
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today? nope
312.) How about a Franc? wut?
313.) Do you really care? no!
314.) Do you like your job if you have one? *smacks whoever asked this*
315.) If you don’t have one, do you wish you had one? Yes
316.) Do you wish you had more money? who doesn't!?
317.) Why? becuz more is better
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog? well i was gunna say rich...........but that dog is a dealbreaker :>
319.) Do you have a cool wallet? i think its cool :>
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time? 100 bucks i think....
321.) What are you wearing? shirt and sweatpants
322.) What are you listening to? video game music
323.) Who are you talking to? nobody .O.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey? typing
325.) How is your hair? pretty good
326.) Do you have anything on your feet? nope
327.) Are you cold or warm? atm, cold
328.) Do you have any jewelry on? no
329.) Do you have any makeup on? no
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: i don't have a desk >:3
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: uhhh......
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe what’s in it. I'm too lazy
333.) What time is it? 1:01 AM
334.) Should you be doing something else now? i should huh smarta**
335.) Why aren’t you doing it? ..........
336.) Is your room a mess now? haven't i answered this
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it? nope :3
338.) What are any people around you doing? nobodies around me .O.
339.) Who are you thinking about right now? how freaking long this is going to take
340.) Are you doing anything illegal? if i knew who made this i might *gets knife*

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning? 15 minutes at most
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly? no
343.) If so, what? gtfo
344.) Are your looks important to you? kinda :x
345.) Do you want to change the way you look? nope
346.) What would you change? gtfo
347.) How do you usually wear your hair? bed head
348.) Do you dye your hair? no
349.) Do you straighten you hair? no
350.) What color is your hair naturally? black
351.) What is your eye color? brown
352.) Do you wear colored contacts? nope :>
353.) Do you look like your parents? yes
354.) Is that good or bad? good?
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes? what?
356.) Why? what are you talking about?
357.) Do you have any piercings? no
358.) Any tattoos? nope.avi
359.) Ever gotten a makeover? no
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks? not really

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country? nope
362.) Out of your state? yes
363.) Out of your city? yes
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year? yep
365.) If so, to where and for how long? its called school vacation
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane? nope
367.) In a boat? no
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all? i did once
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel? i don't freaking know!
370.) Do you drive? no

Cars
371.) Favorite car?
372.) Color for that car? Blue
373.) Do you have your liscense? nope
374.) Permit? no
375.) Do you like fast cars? i guess

Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average? like 4 hours
377.) Is this enough? nope :x
378.) Do you dream every night? don't we all?
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: i was hunting down a killer spatula
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions? idk
381.) Do you sleep in school? yep
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on? sometimes
383.) What position do you usually wake up in? side
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up? yes
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have? i use my phone as one

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties? not a lot
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper? no
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people? not really
394.) Are you a social butterfly? no
395.) Do you go clubbing? no
396.) Ever been drunk?
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party? no
398.) For what? i just said no
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties? nope
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot? already answered this >_>
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends? no
402.) Do you like going to arcades? yep
403.) Is DDR a cool game? Hell yeah!!!!
404.) What about those racing games? they're pretty nice
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months? one
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so? none
407.) Do you dress up when you go out? depends
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend? not really
409.) Who has the best parties? who knows....

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now? no ;~;
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now? yep
413.) Do you have a secret crush? aren't most crushes secret?
414.) Who? now why would i say that?
415.) Do they know? idk
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year? 0 ;~;
417.) Kissed in the past year? zip ;~;
418.) Do you know what 143 means? lolwut?
419.) How many people have you said “I love you” to? not a lot
420.) Did you mean it? yes
421.) If you didn’t mean in, why did you bother saying it? i did say that i meant it
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time? NO!
423.) Where do you go out on dates? no idea ;~;
424.) What’s the most fun date you ever had? i'm starting to get depressed here....
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Christina
427.) Justin or JC: JC
428.) Frodo or Sam:
429.) B2K or Nsync: B2K
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: no idea
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: who knows....
433.) Conan or Jay: Who?
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: Rosie O Donnell
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: Gonna have to go with Pamela
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: idk
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: who?
Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes? nobody
439.) Why do you look up to them? i don't
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them? nope
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know. uhh......."it's always darkest just before the dawn"
442.) Do your parents inspire you? not really
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you? nope

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad? pretty good
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts? yes!
446.) What kind? chocolate and glazed \(^O^)/
447.) Do you like chocolate? Hell yes!!!!
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets? i think....
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep? nope
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out? ones that go in
451.) Do you like mini blinds? not in particular
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger? yes
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone? never
454.) How is this survey so far? freaking exhausting!!!!! my back is hurting!!!!
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia? haven't watched it...

What s Your Take On
456.) Life: It's quite interesting
457.) The world: it's crap
458.) President Bush: he's no longer president
459.) Ahhhhnold: who?
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: Don't care
461.) Howard Stern: Don't care
462.) The war in Iraq: don't care
463.) the economy: it sucks
464.) jay-z retiring: good for him
465.) school: not currently in it
466.) going to college: maybe
467.) marriage: it fails a lot
468.) football: pretty good sport
469.) baseball: super boring
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: you people are freaks!!!

Do You
471.) Pick your nose? not anymore
472.) Untie your shoe laces every time you take your shoes off? yes
473.) Fart a lot? murrrrbbbeee
474.) Burp a lot? i suppose
475.) Do stupid things in public?. no
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses? no
477.) Have random hallucinations? nope
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them? uhh.......i don't think so.....
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing? never
480.) Wear leg warmers? nope
481.) Sing in the shower? used to :D
482.) Play any card game? lots
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear? nope
484.) Take your pet for a walk? never
485.) Have a snake? nope
486.) Have webbed feet? wow......no
487.) Wear colorful socks? nuuu
488.) Have a life? according to the general term, no
489.) Drink coffee? nope
490.) Drink tea? iced tea

Internet
491.) What are your screen names? Dbg478
492.) Emails? gmail
493.) Do you have a website? nope
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal? nuh-uh
495.) Do you ever get off the computer? duh!
496.) What are your favorite websites? already answered this....
497.) What are your favorite online stores? i don't have any
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online? nope
499.) If so, what? i don't
500.) What’s the last thing you bought online? my vip membership on this site
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends? already answered this.....
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person? no
503.) Who’s the best person to talk to online? no one in particular
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud? sometimes lol
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ? nope
506.) What’s your desktop background? a pic of evee and the eveelutions :3
507.) What’s your AIM icon? i don't use that
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average? idk....a lot?
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic? both
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die? nope but i would be really bored

Presents
511.) What’s the best present you’ve ever received? uhh.......my wii :3
512.) What’s the worst present you’ve ever received? i don't remember
513.) Do you think it’s better to give than to receive? I suppose
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn’t get them one? sometimes....
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up? no

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: kiis fm
517.) Favorite day of the week: saturday \(^O^)/
518.) Favorite fruit: Orange
519.) Favorite vegetable: broccoli
520.) Favorite lunch meat: ham
521.) Favorite candy bar: snickers
522.) Favorite nail polish: none
523.) Favorite chair: lolwut?
524.) Favorite early morning show: don't have one
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: nobody
526.) Favorite writing paper: none
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: the games
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): no one in particular
529.) Favorite distant relative: no one
530.) Favorite dessert: cakes!!!
531.) Favorite weather: slightly cold :3
532.) Favorite season: Winter
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Nike
534.) Favorite lunch: raviolis
535.) Favorite breakfast: cookie cereal :3
536.) Favorite author: don't have one
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: none
538.) Favorite band to see live: never seen one
539.) Favorite survey you’ve ever gotten: NONE!!!!!!

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Nike
541.) Alone/With friends: With friends
542.) Work/Have off: Have off of course!
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: uhhhh
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: neither
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: wut?
546.) Acid/Shrooms: neither
547.) Who/The Who: Who
548.) Older/Newer: Newer
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel
550.) Have sex/Make love: Make love

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid? yep
552.) Skipped school? uh-huh
553.) Done drugs? yes
554.) Been drunk? no
555.) Been so drunk you couldn’t remember your own name? i've never been drunk >_>
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs? yep
557.) Gone insane? err........define insane....
558.) Been in the hospital over night? yep
559.) Been in a car accident? yesh
560.) A bike accident? yep
561.) Broken a bone? no
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle? i think...
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot? yep
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry? no
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight? hmm.....maybe?
566.) More than 12 hours? never
567.) How about 5 hours? probably
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you? *sigh*........yes
569.) Passed out from hunger? more like nap
570.) Been to a LAN party? nope

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games? sometimes
572.) How about swim meets? no
573.) Tennis matches? perhaps
574.) Do you like Family Feud? not really
575.) The ones with Richard? wut?
576.) How about Match Game? uhh....
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly? my grandparents did
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers? no
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you? NO!!!!
580.) Have you ever been to New York City? noop
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else? yep
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people? no
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent ................no
584.) Do you like TiVo? don't have it
585.) Do you have a TiVo? ^^
586.) VCR s or DVD players? DVD players
587.) Are you an animal rights activist? nope but i believe in animal rights :>
588.) A vegan? hell no
589.) Vegetarian? no i like my meat.........wait.........that didn't sound right.......
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up? A guy who likes where he's at :)

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year? forgot
592.) Two years ago? forgot
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard? no
594.) The author of “Frankenstein”? nope
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is? Canada has a prime minister? O_O
596.) The Queen of England? nope
597.) Prime Minister of Britain? negative
598.) Espanol? a little
599.) Deutsch? no
600.) Japanese? a little
601.) Français? no
602.) Chinese? noop
603.) Portuguese? negative
604.) (If you don’t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?) yes
606.) The capital of the US? Washington D.C.
607.) All of the Canadian provinces? what?
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world? Malaysian and some other one
609.) How to fly a kite? i believe so....
610.) How to surf? nope
611.) Skateboard? yes :)
612.) How about rollerblade? i think...
613.) What year the Korean war started? forgot

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed? painful memories
615.) Happy eyed? Food!!! :D
616.) What song always makes you sad? can't think of on right now
617.) Happy? a lot do
618.) Which person always makes you really happy? idk
619.) Really depressed? no one
620.) Are you a really emotional person? no
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person? i don't think so
622.) A naturally happy person? perhaps :D
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion? maybe a day
624.) What do you do? think
625.) What song do you think was written about your life? none

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you? my sister
627.) Talk to you? mom
628.) IM you? mariofans
629.) Touch you physically? mom
630.) Touch you emotionally? i don't remember
631.) Hurt you? no one really
632.) Make you feel gooooood? no one
633.) Scold you? been awhile since i've had that
634.) Praise you? Dad
635.) Say “Hello” to you? some random guy on the street

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself? yes
637.) What do other people think of you? idk
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as? a cool person
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness? perhaps lazyness
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person? yes
641.) A weak person? no
642.) Are you stressed out? a little
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on? yes
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you? not really
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily? probably not
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking. wtf?
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason? yep :3
673.) Do you talk Simmish? huh?
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay? esyay :D
675.) Isn’t pig latin the best? i guess
676.) Do you have a distinct smell? i don't know
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something? yes
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind? i think.....
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher? probably
680.) Are you in an asylum? do you think they would let me on a computer if i was?
681.) College? no
682.) What is your favorite scent? old spice
683.) Do you eat chocolate? yes
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant? Taco bell!!!! ^O^
685.) What is the best feeling in the world? Happyness
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world? depression
687.) Do like Spongebob? yep
688.) Do you think he s gay? sometimes
689.) How about Squidward? A little off track? he's alright. you could say that
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”? wtf? no
691.) Do you do your homework every night? used to
692.) Do you usually get a lot? uhhh
693.) “OOOOOO poor baby” gtfo
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog? wth? no
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth? no.....
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit? whats up with this?
697.) Don’t you wish they would make them for humans too? what?
698.) Where is your second home? laptop
699.) Are dollar stores cool? hell yeah!
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don’t need to look up? just one. My own
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter? yes
702.) Can you do the limbo? only to a certain level
703.) Do you make New Year’s Resolutions? not really

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music? idk
705.) Has the coolest name? idk
706.) Has the best taste in movies? wut?
707.) Has the nicest hair? que?
708.) Has the fittest body? wut?
709.) Do you hang out with most? wat?
710.) Has the coolest parents? uhhhh
711.) Lives closest to you?: Hrm..now? errr.....
712.) Lives the farthest from you? mmm.....
713.) Can you relate to most? patow
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: nobody
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest? uhh....

Word Association!
716.) blow: pop
717.) lollipop: stick
718.) obnoxious: nitrogen
719.) cold: hot
720.) hot: cold
721.) smell: hair
722.) car: smell
723.) rain: sad
724.) wet: slimy
725.) steamy: oooooh......
726.) bite: ouch
727.) beer: rock
728.) rock: fistpump
729.) hard: soft
730.) soft: cloud

OK Here s the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing? no
732.) What’s your favorite place to be kissed? the mouth?
733.) Are you a tease? nope
734.) Spit or swallow. neither
735.) Twirl your hair? sometimes
736.) Hate yourself? no
737.) Want to kill yourself? nope
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore? wtf?
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage? not really
740.) Touch your face a lot? no
741.) Watch MTV? already answered this
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends? used to
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people s differences? already answered this
744.) Wish you could fly? yes!
745.) Wish you could be invisible? oh yeah
746.) Read minds? yep
747.) Watch wrestling? used to
748.) Like filling out love surveys? hell no
749.) Work out? sometimes
750.) Play any sports? already answered this
751.) Gotten a DUI? nope
752.) A speeding ticket? uh-uh
753.) Been in a fist fight? i think...
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match? nope
755.) Considered a life as a criminal? maybe
756.) Held a gun? yes
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money? no
758.) Been used? probably
759.) Been rejected? i think....
760.) Experimented with homosexuality? hell no
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster? yesh :3
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants? no
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight? yep
764.) Tackled the mailman? lol no
765.) Laugh so hard you cried? yes
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight? no
767.) Done crack? nope
768.) Done cocaine? nuh-uh
769.) Passed out during school? more like nap
770.) Had unprotected sex? no
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean? no
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil? Portugese :3
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL? no
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB? hell no
775.) Do you like hot dogs? yes :3
776.) Are baseball games fun? nope
777.) Is 7 a lucky number? usually
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards? nop
779.) Have you ever played a guitar? yep but failed
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous? used to
781.) Do you like U2? i don't think so....
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused? no....
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles? nope
784.) Do you straighten your hair? already answered this
785.) Do you wear sweat pants? yes
786.) Do you wear black lipstick? never
787.) What kind of headphones do you have? uhh philips??
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot? i don't have a CD player
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player? how old is this survey??
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?............
791.) How often do you change your underwear? every day
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples? you could say that
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”? i think
794.) Do you have a walk in closet? not currently
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5? no.....
796.) Do you pray daily? uh-uh
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you? i'll hopefully go to heaven
798.) Are you paranoid? about some things.....
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop? no
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale? i don't think so....

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: uhhh
802.) Power Ranger: blue??
803.) Rugrat:
804.) Powerpuff Girl: buttercup
805.) Villain: the joker

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone? yes
807.) A CPR certification card? what is that?
808.) A Member s Only jacket? nope
809.) A book over 900 pages long? the bible
810.) A porno? no
811.) A gun? how many ways are there to say no?
812.) A pair of toe socks? nope
813.) A portable DVD player? no
814.) A Michael Bolton CD? N................O.........
815.) A car? not
816.) A trucker hat?
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts? uhh....
818.) A wife beater? no
819.) A butcher knife? i don't think so
820.) A pocket knife? yep
821.) A Rolex? no
822.) A bike? not anymore ;~;
823.) A thong? no
824.) A bikini? no
825.) A speedo (guys)? nope
826.) Anything from Tijuana? i don't believe i do
827.) A drum set? nope
828.) An electric guitar? no
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?
830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?

More random questions
831.) Do you have fleas? no
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: i don't think so
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life? no
834.) How big is your backyard? i don't currently have one
835.) Do you like hairy backs? nope
836.) Hairy chests? why are these plural??
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women? you could say older women but not like super old
838.) Do you wish you had more hair? no
839.) What does Prilosec treat? i don't no
841.) Are you on any medication? no
842.) Do you have asthma? breathing normally
843.) Do you have an inhaler? i don't have asthma
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week? wtf?
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder? who made these questions?
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut? like 2 months ago
847.) What is your hair length? probably 2 inches
848.) Do you know how to change a tire? nop
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car? kinda
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green? no
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state? yep
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall? yes
853.) Do you like the show Recess? omg yes!
854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy? Its funny at times
855.) When did WW2 start? don't remember
856.) When did it end? is history really that appealing to anyone???
857.) What is your nationality? Hondurian
858.) Where did your family come from? Mom from el salvador and dad from honduras
859.) Have you ever been to Hell? yes i'm in it right now answering all these damn questions
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan? i guess
861.) Do you believe in angels? not really
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned? what?
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned? all the time
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people s reactions? sometimes
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise? no idea what that is
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo? no
867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy? did a woman or dude make this survey???
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot? wut?
869.) Do you collect anything? wallpapers
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe? no
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors? used to
872.) Which is your favorite toe? idk
873.) Favorite finger? index
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have? idk
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD? NO!!!!!!!!!1
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid? hell no!!!!!!
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex? never
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!! i didn't :)
879.) Do you grind a lot? no
880.) Do you like to grate cheese? yes
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle? no idea what that is
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation? i don't think so
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation? no idea
884.) OK be honest how’s the survey so far? freaking exhausting!!!!!
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys? NO!!!!!!
886.) What time is it? already answered this!!!!!!!
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot? not a lot
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t? sometimes
889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward? no
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public? nope
891.) What did you do? i just said nope
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “Fire truck”? i think
893.) Do you swear like a sailor? no
894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t? i guess.....
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo? just did that like 15 minutes ago
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most? poop
897.) What does PMS stand for? too tired to figure it out
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri? what is that?
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping? too tired to try
900.) How far can you count on your fingers? all the way to a hundred
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you? as long as i don't have to take a dump, yes
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen? no idea
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list? i don't have AIM
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies? haven't watched them
905.) How about Good Fellas? never seen it
906.) Watch the Sopranos? no
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you? not really
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob? no
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed? never lol
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it? Radical highway
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive? dead
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors? nope
913.) Do you watch day time soaps? nop
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network? Yes!!!!!!!!!
915.) Do you use a calculator? uh-huh
916.) What kind is it? a scientific one
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you? not really
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project? yes
919.) Don’t they suck? some of them do
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project? no
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics? no
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities? nope
923.) Are you a racist? no
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake? you mean "your" yes? no
925.) Do you diet? nope
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises? sometimes
927.) How often do you shower? everyday
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? hell yes
929.) How often do you wash your face? once a day
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid? if one is available
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water? nope
932.) Do you wash your hair every day? yep
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot? yes
934.) Do you cough a lot? no
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly? no
936.) Do you wear deodorant regularly? nope
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability? no
938.) Do you have OCD? nope
939.) Do you have ADHD? nop
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder? wtf??
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression? sometimes depression
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time? no
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox? nope vaccines
944.) The monkey pox? what?
945.) The mumps? no
946.) The measles? hehe weasles
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart? no
948.) Have you ever been on TV? nope
949.) Have you ever been on the radio? no
950.) In the newspaper? school newpaper
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all? maybe....
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell? no
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died? nope
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? nuh-uh
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron? who?
956.) Throw me some Polish names: uhh.............none .O.
957.) What size shoe do you have? 6
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have? 3
959.) How big is your wardrobe? pretty big i guess.....
960.) How much do you weigh? almost 200 lbs.
961.) How tall are you? like 5'10
962.) Do you have cankles? no
963.) Do you have fat wrists? nope
964.) Fat thighs? i don't think so
965.) Do you shave your toes? no
966.) Do you shave your legs? no
967.) How often? i don't
968.) How about those armpits? yep
969.) Are you a germaphobe? no
970.) How many legs does an octopus have? 8
971.) How many legs do you have? 2
972.) Do you have braces? nope
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions? Hell yes!!!!!!!!
974.) Do you snort when you laugh? never
975.) Do you snore? i heard i do
976.) Do you have your own room? yep
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder? no........well sometimes
978.) How about an overactive pooper? never
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience? i think so
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him? yes but i don't particulary like him
981.) How about Tim Curry? sounds familiar
982.) Are you ticklish? yes
983.) Do you have a gay uncle? no
984.) A lesbian aunt? no
985.) Do you like salad? only with dressing
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market? no
987.) Ever been to a pig auction? nop
988.) Are you artsy? wut?
989.) Do you like to eat pie? depends on what kind
990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason? nope
991.) What’s your favorite pie flavor? chocolate
992.) Do you like ice cream cake? yes!!!!
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full? i say its half
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse? no idea
995.) Do you like cheese? yes
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun? nope
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame? yes
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame? yes
999.) Was it a waste of your time? hell yes!!!!!
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless thing when you should be doing more important things? apparently i do.....