Things you'll need:
- Wii Speak
- Duct Tape
- Shirt
- Common Sense
Steps:
1. Hold the mic portion of wii speak in your hand, do not put it above the TV.
2. Put duct Tape on the bottom of the mic part.
3. Attach to your shirt collar, in a confortable spot so you don't have to hold it.
4. Set volume intake (if possible) to low because your mouth is so close to the mic.
5. Enjoy!
Actually I'm just tired of the complaints, this is satirical.