-How many Funky Kongs have you seen in ww's?
Probably 10/11 in the same race, 100s over all
-How many Daisy's have you seen in ww's?
About half as many as Funkies
-How many blue shells have you dodged?
I haven't counted, maybe around 20-25 legit ones. I've dodged 25 hacked ones in one go with a star before.
-How many thunder shocks have you dodged?
A few. Maybe 15-20?
-How many bombs did you drop in people's faces?
Lots of times. Whenever I throw them ahead, I hit them myself.
-How many WR's do you have?
None. Probably not going to change
-How many times did you win a ww out of luck?
A few. Generally revolving around Bullet Bills, Lightning, and Spiky Shells
-How many times have you met a "Jesus" mii?
7-10 times. Quite often he has a guest called either Satan or Judas.
-How many FTW hackers have you met?
Not many, but too many
-How many times have you fell off a course and still got first?
Surprisingly often. Toad always gets knocked off at the start of Rainbow Road, and some other places.
-How many times have you used a high stat character for GP's?
Very Rarely
-How many times have you blue shelled yourself?
Once, as I crossed the finish line.

Just another survey thread. Reply if you like:

-How many Funky Kongs have you seen in ww's?
Over 9000
-How many Daisy's have you seen in ww's?
Over 9000
-How many blue shells have you dodged?
Under 9000
-How many thunder shocks have you dodged?
Over 14000000
-How many bombs did you drop in people's faces?
2728376435
-How many WR's do you have?
Over 9000 + 1
-How many times did you win a ww out of luck?
Under -9000
-How many times have you met a "Jesus" mii?
Jesus being (Gesus) or (Hesus)?
-How many FTW hackers have you met?
Over 10
-How many times have you fell off a course and still got first?
Over 47
-How many times have you used a high stat character for GP's?
Over 1
-How many times have you blue shelled yourself?
Over 999 and Under 1001

My brain almost exploded when reading this post.

-How many Funky Kongs have you seen in ww's? Too many to count
-How many Daisy's have you seen in ww's? Too many to count
-How many blue shells have you dodged? I have no clue
-How many thunder shocks have you dodged? Dont know
-How many bombs did you drop in people's faces? A few
-How many WR's do you have? None
-How many times did you win a ww out of luck? Not alot
-How many times have you met a "Jesus" mii? once or twice
-How many FTW hackers have you met? Not many
-How many times have you fell off a course and still got first? A few
-How many times have you used a high stat character for GP's? Never
-How many times have you blue shelled yourself? None

-How many Funky Kongs have you seen in ww's?
At once? 11, because I use Boo or Daisy, usually Boo.
-How many Daisy's have you seen in ww's?
7 of them at once
-How many blue shells have you dodged?
I dodged 8 yesterday, IDK about the total
-How many thunder shocks have you dodged?
IDK, a lot of them in wars. Not so many in WWs
-How many bombs did you drop in people's faces?
Not too many. not much of an item user
-How many WR's do you have?
none
-How many times did you win a ww out of luck?
Plenty
-How many times have you met a "Jesus" mii?
Probably about 9 or 10
-How many FTW hackers have you met?
5 of them for a total of 6 races. I won 4 of them XD
-How many times have you fell off a course and still got first?
Too many to be fair
-How many times have you used a high stat character for GP's?
Like...1 player mode? Like twice
-How many times have you blue shelled yourself?
7 times

how am I suposed to keep track of all that???