-How many Funky Kongs have you seen in ww's?
5 in a race. All race combined... I stopped counting after 100
-How many Daisy's have you seen in ww's?
3 in a race. Combined about 50.
-How many blue shells have you dodged?
I think I dodged 15 up to now.
-How many thunder shocks have you dodged?
5
-How many bombs did you drop in people's faces?
I'm called by my friends as the bombarder because of the indefinite numbers of bomb drops and perfect aims.
-How many WR's do you have?
None
-How many times did you win a ww out of luck?
3 or 4 times the rest are good epic matches
-How many times have you met a "Jesus" mii?
2 times
-How many FTW hackers have you met?
7 or 8 times
-How many times have you fell off a course and still got first?
Many
-How many times have you used a high stat character for GP's?
4 times
-How many times have you blue shelled yourself?
I never did