I don't know how this will end, but today is a slow dull day. D:
Rules are simple. Take something blatantly obvious about MarioKart, but give it a crazy twist.
I'll start with a few...

1. I ran into a bull in Moo Moo Meadows.
2. This one time some Miis littered the ground with Coco Burgers at the Mall.
3. On a Worldwide Race once, one of the branches in Maple Treeway snapped. So the race couldn't be finished.

Absolutely no posts may contain "This topic doesn't make sense."
I'm aware of that. Just trying to spark up the place. :Δ

1.I fell off of moo moo meadows
2.The cannon stopped working at dk summit so the rce got cancelled

I tried the glitch on grumble volcano, but I keep hitting the cows before I can get there.

There was a traffic jam at Moonview Highway so we had to cancel the race.

I was in first place on Mario Raceway untill some noobs started a pokemon battle in the middle of the track. Stupid red plant pokemon.

Keep 'em coming guys.
Here's some more.

1. I went to the N64 Mario Raceway, and waited at the finish line for a few minutes. But no horses ever crossed it.
2. I tried to print out directions to Bowser's Castle. But the search engine asked "Which one?"
3. In Daisy Circuit someone rammed me onto one of those mini cruisers. It then sped off taking me with it. I was somewhere around Koopa Cape, in the background.

I used a mushroom on Luigi Circuit and...because of my speed I bumped him off the edge at the last second. CAME IN FIRST! BOOYAA!!!!!!!!