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[SS] Shellslingers ~ The MKW Clan for Adults!
Yes, I would like a sub clan dedicated to clan wars 10 50.00%
No, we shouldn't involve ourselves in wars, even on a sub clan level 1 5.00%
Neutral. It doesn't bother me either way. 9 45.00%
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[SS] Shellslingers ~ The MKW Clan for Adults!
 
 
06-24-2008, 09:49 PM
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SHELLSLINGERS HOME BASE



{MISSION STATEMENT}

The clan's goal is to maintain an active community for Mario Kart playing adults whom wish to socialize with other players their own age.

Are you interested in socializing with Mario Kart players your age but haven't been able to "weed out" all the younger players? Have you been unable to join traditional, time-consuming clans because, being a responsible adult, you have had to juggle your free time with going to college, taking care of children, or being employed in a full time job? Are you tired of keeping up with clan tags and avatars? Are you put off by obscene rank systems? In short, are you interested in a Mario Kart Wii online experience akin to "shooting the bull" with a group of drinking buddies?

The Shellslingers Clan is for you!



{SHELLSLINGERS CLAN HISTORY}

The Shellslingers Clan was formed in 2007 for a different combat racing game entitled Jak X under the name The Jak X Gunslingers and enjoyed incredible success that included being ranked within the Top 10 North American Clans and the number one result for "Jak X clan" searches on Google.com. We wish to bring that fun to Mario Kart Wii, the latest installment of the franchise that invented the combat racing genre.



The Shellslingers provide an unique combination of highly functional features to keep things active for our members that cannot be found anywhere else. Browse the below features to see for yourself!


{SHELLSLINGERS FEATURES}

Shellslinger Forum
-What would life be like if you didn't have to wade through silly topics to get to discuss Mario Kart Wii with other adults? Find out by using the Shellslingers Forum.-

Shellslinger Chat
-Complete with a general gaming lobby, the Shellslingers host ways to chat with other adult gamers in general or get right to the meat of Mario Kart Wii by going to its Mario Kart Wii Specific Chat.-

Frosty Pints
-Never let yourself get too serious about Mario Kart Wii by joining other members as they lead drunken raids into World Wide races. Grab some brews, a headset, and get the party rolling!-

Tournament Sundays
-We host a tournament for a different game every Sunday. Mario Kart Wii specific tournaments happen at least once a month. Finally, there is a tournament just for us casual gaming adults. Prizes are awarded!-

Bar Leagues
-Join up with a few of your fellow members, make a silly team name, and compete against other [SS] friends in a mock form of clan wars.-

Arcade
-Do you remember the classics before Mario Kart Wii dominated your time? Play Frogger, Pac-Man, Q*Bert, Space Invaders, Tetris, Super Mario Bros. and many more in the Shellslingers Arcade, complete with leaderboards.-

Blog
-Read the Shellslingers Blog: the feature that made the clan the first (and only presently) to feature an exclusive interview with the voice actor of Rosalina.-

Videos
-Watch videos taken by fellow members or submit your own in the Shellslingers video section.-

Voice Chat
-Are you not able to download Skype? Not a problem. Shellslingers offer a voice chat that requires no huge software download or even logging in.-

Jukebox
-Let our jukebox provide the soundtrack to your racing. You can even submit new tracks to be included on the playlist within our forums.-

Shellslingers Theater
-Do you want to watch a movie while chatting with fellow SS members? That is exactly what the Shellslingers Theater feature is for! Movies and television shows are streaming 24/7.-



{ENROLLMENT INFORMATION}

Open enrollment is currently active for men and women the ages of 18 and over. You need only to do the following to become a member:

1.) Be at least 18 years of age.
2.) Register an account on our forums.

That's it!



{CONTACTS}


Please seek out McMurphy, Korchie, Balki, Osi or gmaCher for details.

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06-24-2008, 10:02 PM
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We find that we are asked a certain set of questions by new and/or potential members the most, so feel free to read the following section to help streamline the process of answering any initial questions you may have.

Are you all really adults who play Mario Kart Wii?
-Yes. We are all at least 18 years of age or older. Every friend code for the game and every feature or event we host is exclusively for your fellow mature gamer.

What do I need to do to join?
-Just be at least 18 years of age and register an account in our forums. That's it!

Is there a VR requirement?
-Nope. None. Just come to have a good time.

There are so many friend codes features at Shellslingers. How do I choose which people to add?
-We highly recommend that new members visit the chat and forums when you are about to play. That way, you can get a feel of which members are on during the times you are on.

Do Shellslinger members voice chat with each other?
-Yes, we do, and quite often. We mainly use Skype, which is free download software. If Skype is not possible, we also directly offer Voice Chat that has no big software downloads and no log-in requirements. Voice chatting is not required, but it is recommended to get the most out of your social experience.

Do Shellslingers compete in clan wars?
-Typically, no. We strive to keep the environment within the Shellslingers to be a fun, casual, and social experience. These goals are often complicated or placed on the proverbial back burner when clans do frequent clan wars and practices. Shellslingers is a perfect place for the times you just want to turn on the game and play with friends.

Do I need to quit my present clan to be part of Shellslingers?
-No. Never. The Shellslingers is a nonexclusive Mario Kart Wii community experience. So much more, in fact, that many of our members and some some of our leaders are also steadfast members of other clans.
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06-24-2008, 10:39 PM
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cool murph good luck, i wish iwas 18, this is the kind of clan i want to join, well mabe in a few years
 
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06-24-2008, 11:13 PM
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Heh, thanks. I understand that I will be turning away some totally great players like yourself because of the clan's mission statement. My hopes are to tap into a different niche group and need...not necessarily to operate on the same level (or goals) as other traditional clans.

Best of luck as a free agent!
 
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Give up E, I win


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06-24-2008, 11:27 PM
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lol, yea i let you know in uhh... 2 and a half years
 
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06-24-2008, 11:29 PM
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I should've joined this clan before. Oh well. Good luck with your clan.
 
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06-24-2008, 11:30 PM
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I'll get my father to join.
 
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yay adultz
 
 
06-25-2008, 12:39 AM
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hey, i'm more then intreste4d in joining your clan.. i dont have much experience with clan or friend work on MK wii, but i have lots of racing exp and online experience.. infact i beat asians and hackers <__< no joke, i pwnt jump hackers in about 3 races a few days ago..

age: 18
job: phone monkey

what other info do you need?
 
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What happened to Shadow19x?


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06-25-2008, 05:05 AM
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Wow McMurphy! very very nice!

I completely support this clan, McMurphy will make a fantastic 'leader' being very organised, a true gentleman and quite hilarious individual.

Anyone thinking of joining McMurphy should, just remember to drink responsibly!

Good luck McMurphy!
 
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That’s the difference between been clever and been stupid.

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06-25-2008, 05:10 AM
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QUOTE:
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I should've joined this clan before. Oh well. Good luck with your clan.
Thanks, Kawaii. If your clan status ever changes, the door is always open. :)
 
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