History
We are the elite racers from another website who have come on over here to mkw.com for a new challenge, bringing our skillz over to shake up things a bit. Hmmm, that's not a real history now is it? However, the triviality of a convoluted paragraph revealing the anticlimactic lore of a Mario Kart Wii Clan, seems kind of... uh.. convoluted and trivial, no?
What we are?
OK, apparently you guys want some substance here... so I guess I'll placate the masses with some short prose pontificating, potentially pretentiously upon our prowess as racers.
We are experienced racers, not the best, but close (at least we attempt). We like to war, winning is nice, but not the end all. We choose to win our wars by not skyping or bagging.
One Shell, Two Shell
Red Shell, Blue Shell
Death on swift wings comes for you Shell.
The blood will run when you press Start,
For all is fair in Love and Kart.