Because a STAB'd Dynamicpunch wouldn't do any better... idiot

well...mine has to be

Togekiss
Air slash
aura sphere
safeguard
acientpower

Evs: 252 sp.atk
252 speed
6 HP

nature: modest

leech seed

My Magikarp:

Splash

Gengar

252 EVs in Speed
252 EVs in HP
...I forgot what I did with the last 4

Nature: Timid

Item: Black Sludge

Ability: Shadow Tag

Attacks:
Spore
Substitute
Curse
Recover

I am more of a standard kind of guy but I went out on a limb and went with a rock polish earthquake megahorn swords dance ryperior and it catches so many people off guard.

Mine has to be an EV'd Mewtwo (got a female and got a baby :S)

ATK: 398
DEF: 387
SPATK: 421
SPDEF: 378
SPEED: 388
HP: 439

Flamethrower, ice beam, thunderbolt, psychic

Kicks ass, pokemon league 1 move k.o for every pokemon. NO HP LOSS.

I have a "jumping spider" in uu.

It's an Aridos with spider web, toxic, night shade and bounce(yep it's true, it can learn it).


Oh btw, why the heck is it impossible for Ampharos to learn tail glow? I mean what the heck?!? It has a freaking glowing tail and it's description says it was used in lighthouses to guide sailors!

Thats the reason I quit pokemon...It's just not right, some pokemon have such an unfair advantage over other pokemon.

mmm....
Maybe my Floatzel its EV trained
its moves are:
Raindance
Waterfall
Icefang
and Crunch

LOL that's not unique, that's fairly standard.