Hi you guuys! I just wanted to create a thread where I would offer my Pokémon on trade. I'll start posting some rules I want to be clear, the guys I'm specially looking for and my offers. So there we go!
Rules: Simple:
No hacks (SAVing included), any other devices than a DS and the game are banned on this thread, no RNG abuse (Random Number Generator; they are the codes that "create" Pokemon and make things happen in the game. There has been found a way to abuse them and get shinies and flawless Pokemon, but I don't trust in the security of the mechanics... you know, I find it really unsafe, and don't wanna get my game screwed just because of "trying new things") and politeness, please.
My wants:

Jolly Jirachi
EV's: prefered UT (let me know its EV spread if it's not UT)
IV's: >20 / >29 / >20 / X / >20 / >29

Timid Latias
EV's: prefered UT (let me know its EV spread if it's not UT)
IV's: >20 / X / >20 / >28 / >20 / 31

Bold Celebi
EV's: prefered UT (let me know its EV spread if it's not UT)
IV's: >29 / X / >29 / >24 / >24 / >20
Notes: HP Fire can be a nice plus.

Adamant Heracross
EV's: prefered UT (let me know its EV spread if it's not UT)
IV's: >20 / 31 / >15 / X / >15 /31
Male one prefered.

Modest Zapdos
EV's: prefered UT (let me know its EV spread if it's not UT)
IV's: >15 / X / >25 / >28 / >15 / 31
HP Grass or Ice with >65 Power would be nice

Bold Zapdos
EV's: prefered UT (let me know its EV spread if it's not UT)
IV's: >29/X/>29/>20/>20/>20
HP Grass or Ice with >65 Power would be a nice plus, like above.
All my wants are prefered on a re-nicknameable version. But if that's not possible, it doesn't matter.
And now... what you have all been waiting for... MY OFFERS 

Aerodactyl (Adamant).
EV's: 252 Spd and Atq.
IV's: 2 / 31 / 21 / 7 / 30 / 31
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Flygon (Adamant).
EV's: 252 Spd and Atq.
IV's: 22 / 31 / 21 / 13 / 27 /31
Comes with Outrage and FirePunch.
RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Alakazam (Timid)
EV's: 252 Sp.Attack and Speed
IV's: 30-31 / 15 / 16-17 / 31 / 29 / 31 HP is Ice 47... not high Power, but nice type. Can come with EggMove Encore, and with Counter.
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Gastly 1 (Timid).
EV's: UT
IV's: 20-21 / 2 / 19 / 30 / 30-31 / 31, HiddenPower Ground 69
Gastly 2 (Timid).
EV's: UT (though it comes at level 39... because it has been a sex slave and so...)
IV's: 28 / 31 / 20 / 30 / 7 / 30HiddenPower Fire 66 30 IV's in speed is forced by HP fire: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET HP FIRE WITH 31 SPEED IV'S!
Damage calculations have been done on both Gastlys:
Gastly 1 OHKOs most of the Heatran and Magnezone out there. If carries Life Orb, SURE OHKO (OHKO = One Hit KO)
Gastly 2 OHKOs 252 HP / 4 SpDef Scizor (without LO) and all the Standard Sets of Forretress if carring Life Orb
Anyway, notice that this both guys involve lots of prediction, since most heatran out there carry Choice Scarf, and Scizor is ALWAYS carring Bullet Punch, so you might use it in the switch. "I'll counter your Gengar with Heatran - Scizor!!" - "no, you aren't :)"
But if you feel save that your foe is not investing much EV's on HP/SpDef, you can go on a Focus Sash.
- They are both RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Heatran (Timid)
EV's: 252 Spd and SpAtck
IV's: 3 / 31 / 28 / 27 /0 / 31
Quite Awesome... perfect Scarf-tran
RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Ninetales (Timid)
EV's: 252 SpAtck and Speed
IV's: 31 / 29-30 / 31 / 30-31 /15 / 31; HP Ice 69 – 70 (don't remember lolz)
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Glaceon (Modest)
EV's: UT, comes at lv.46
IV's: 31 / 21 / 10 / 30 / 25 / 31
RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Shiny Salamence (Modest)
EV's: 252 SpAtck and Spd
IV's: 29 / 4 / 5 / 31 / 4 / 31
EggMove: HydroPump.
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Suicune (Bold)
EV's: 252 HP and Def.
IV's: 30 / 1 / 24 / 28 / 30 / 28
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE
(sorry for the DP old sprite)
Scizor (Adamant)
EV's: 214 HP / 252 Atck / 44 Def
IV's: 25 / 31 / 24 / 18 / 27 / 6
RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Film11 Shaymin (Timid)
EV's: can come UT or 252 SpAtck and Spd.
IV's: 31 / 29 / 26 / 27 / 25 / 24
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE (Event OT...)
Note: As Shaymin-S is tiered as an Uber, you would rather pick the UT version, because Shaymin-L works better in Timid nature as a SubSeeder.

Azelf (Timid)
EV's: 252 Spd and SpAtck
IV's: 13-14 / 5-6 / 15-16 / 25-26 / 27-28 / 30
RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Darkrai (Timid)
EV's: UT
IV's: 13 / 18 / 5 / 21 / 15 / 31
RE-NICKNAMEABLE
Note: Not event version; caught in a Master Ball.

Yanmega (Modest)
EV's: 252 Speed and Sp.Atck
IV's: 23 / 10 / 30 / 31 / 30-31 / 31; HiddenPower Ice 70
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Shiny Articuno (Calm)
EV's: UT
IV's: 31 / 15 / 21 / 23 / 30-31 / 19
NOT RE-NICKNAMEABLE

Shiny Uxie (Impish):
EV's: 252 HP / 240 Def / 12 SpDef
0-1 / 23 / 31 / 16 / 11 / 30-31
RE-NICKNAMEABLE
EDITING IN POST Nr 8