Amidst the suffocating dark of pyroclastic clouds, few men have ever survived, let alone race pixeltight along mountainous pathways. Whereas most of the tracks can easily be regarded as suitable also for women, on this course we shall divide the men from the mass. Can you keep your heart rate below 120 as fire falls from the sky and the earth is torn apart under your wheels?
Tuesday (16/06/09) at 9PM UK (4PM EST) time we will gather for 3GP's of Grumble Volcano (noglitch) only!
FINISHED
The results:
Room 1:
1. [RV]Sunny :: 159
2. NWFC*Speck :: 113
3. NWFC*Fate :: 87
4. NWFC*Sol :: 87
5. Missie :: 76
6. Nosferatu :: 68
7. [WWA]Fin :: 67
8. Thino :: 55
9. [WAR]Jonc :: 54
10. [WWA]Lok :: 49
11. Dinges :: 37
Room 2:
1. Matty :: 174
2. Nasir :: 117
3. Astr0 :: 96
4. David :: 66
5. Peri :: 61
6. Xania :: 60
7. Riz :: 32
8. Whalee :: 27
9. mcmikey :: 19
The winners of this event are Sunny (159) and Matty (174). As true male chauvinist pigs they thundered down the volcano, disregarding everything that blocked their way. Begone with the metrosexual, the new symbols of masculinity are Sunny and Matthew.
Original Rooms:
1. Demian / Nosferatu :: 0301-9969-5962 (
Host #1)
2. Stui :: 3781-1460-1140
3. Fin :: 3266-0054-2359
4. Thino :: 0946-5406-3752
5. Dinges :: 0431-0336-2775
6. Specks :: 2320-6263-7647
7. Sol64 :: 4425-1617-8082
8. Missie86 :: 4898-1867-6548 (
Host #2)
9. Kaius :: 0989-3707-7924
10. Sunny :: 1419-4006-6495
11. Lokooyv :: 0259-0405-5335
12. jonc :: 0688-5428-5790
1. Ash :: 1247-2538-7907
2. Peri :: 4639-9085-5376
3. Nasir :: 0903-2894-9361 (
Host #1)
4. Xania :: 3909-8544-0488
5. Whalee :: 3051-0561-8223
6. spike :: 5026-5169-9750
7. PTanney :: ????-????-????
8. Astr0 :: 2019-9785-2570
9. Matty :: 5069-6972-2922 (
Host #2)
10. Riz :: 1934-5986-5621
11. mcmikey :: 1548-1929-0684
12. David :: 4983-5797-8043
Reserves:
1. Junkie :: 0044-3147-9411
We will assemble on the
GE (or GTT) chatbox, here's how to get there:
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Go to
Welcome to Gamers Elysia and click Chat.
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Aid Bonus points can be gained by helping to assure smooth execution of the tournament.
- For every picture of the final result of a GP you can take (and post in the thread): +3 points
- For every race you record on video (and post in the thread): +2 points (so that's +24 if you record the entire 3GP session)
- Being a host: +7 points (at most 4 hosts will be needed, including myself).
- Being the first to calculate the results for a room: +5 points
Thematic Bonus points can be gained by bathing yourself into the atmosphere of the tournament:
- There is no place for friendliness on this track. Record your races and make a compilation of every instance where you rape someone. You get one point for every person you hit (on visual, not map - so a banana doesn't count unless you look backwards, for instance). Only aim-rape counts (so POW, squid and shock [unless it's target shock!] don't). The amount of work involved in making a compilation etc justifies the high amount of points you can gain.
Just like masturbation doesn't count as sex (sorry, Oggles, you're still a virgin), raping yourself will not net you any points.
DC Rules: Normally there will be no restarts, but the host can decide for himself. If you DC, you will get a certain amount of points for that GP, depending on which of the following is higher
1/ + 10 points
2/ +my (Demian's) score in that GP
3/ + the amount of points you already had before you DC'd (requires picture)
Disclaimer:
None of the above is written in stone and as such subject to my every little whim. :) Despite being quite the male equivalent of a b\itch, I try to make fair Salomon's judgments in any case of argument.
For those wishing to
Skype during the races, add Aneirindemian (that would be me). We tried this last event and it was pretty cool!
In case more than twelve players want to race, there will be created two rooms (but never three; despite certain rumours I -am- only human).
Preference will be given to people that
1. Are redheads
2. Let me win
3. Have raced in these events before (see below)
Each room will have at least two hosts, so that one can stand in in case of a host-DC.
GLOBAL SCORES (including all events listed at the bottom)
The number after the score indicates the amount of tournaments played.
Summed (over all events):
1. Matty :: 823 (6)
2. Kaius :: 593 (6)
3. Nasir: 457 (5)
4. AstrO :: 407 (4)
5. Norway :: 400 (4)
6. Missie86 :: 383 (7)
7. jonc :: 378 (6)
8. Lokooyv :: 354 (5)
9. [WWA]fin :: 345 (5)
10. Speck :: 327 (3)
11. House :: 277 (7)
12. sn1989 :: 265 (3)
13. Whalee:: 255 (6)
14. Junkie :: 210 (3)
15. Riz :: 203 (5)
16. PTanney :: 181 (2)
17. milr :: 181 (2)
18. Stui :: 180 (3)
19. EG*Danov :: 174 (2)
20. Bone :: 171 (3)
21. Sunny :: 159 (1)
22. Sword :: 157 (1)
23. Xania :: 151 (2)
24. GURU :: 151 (2)
25. Dinges :: 140 (4)
26. Count :: 123 (1)
27. CousCous :: 96 (1)
28. Nin_Jerk: 91 (1)
29. Sol :: 87 (1)
30. ThaCoolness :: 77 (2)
31. Sean :: 75 (1)
32. BLUUEEEKAAAT :: 68 (1)
33. CC*2K :: 66 (1)
34. David :: 66 (1)
35. MKR>>d/\fOx :: 64 (1)
36. Xenk :: 63 (1)
37. Peri :: 61 (1)
38. Spike :: 59 (1)
39. Thorny :: 57 (1)
40. Thino :: 55 (1)
41. Oggles :: 55 (2)
42. M.C. Mikey :: 54 (2)
43. ninazeldafan89 :: 34 (1)
44. Ben Lukkie :: 30 (1)
Averaged (over all events - requires >= 5 events):
1. Matty :: 137 (6)
2. Kaius :: 99 (6)
3. Nasir :: 91 (5)
4. Lokooyv :: 71 (5)
5. Fin :: 69 (5)
6. jonc :: 63 (6)
7. Missie86 :: 55 (7)
8. Whalee :: 42 (6)
9. House :: 40 (7)
10. Riz :: 40 (5)
Grey Listed: (no consequence)
1. kingmushroom333
Black Listed: (banned from further events)
1. Paco1995
History of track tournaments:
1. DK Jungle Parkway:
Jungle Fever Tonight!
2. SNES Mario Circuit 3:
MC3 Mania
3. Maple Treeway:
Treehugger Temptation
4. Daisy Circuit:
Daisy's Delirium
5. Waluigi Stadium ::
Dirty Dancing
6. Coconut Mall:
Shopping Spree
7. Grumble Volcano:
Mounting St. Helen
MKRBone ♦ 
Very nice of you lol
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