You fall in a warp hole and end up in an arena similar to fighting Bowser in Super Mario 64.
You must defeat Bowser in order to return home. There are no spikes in the battle. Describe your epic battle.

Were trapped, with no assistance what so ever.... I take out my potatoes, french toast, and an Mp3 player. Bowser asks if he can listen to my music. When he's off gaurd... i push him off the stage. For my victory, i eat potatoes, french toast, and listen to music!

How big is the stage?

If it's the size of the one in Super Mario 64, I'd probably just run in circles screaming until Bowser gets tired of chasing me.

Rosalina saves me!!!!

Don't count on it. This is Mario 64 here.

I don't care. It's Luigi 64!!!!!

First Off I want Bowser Jr. here too
I want a stage 2 miles around so I can load This:

With These Rounds:

Blow his head off (repeat with BJ) then his arms off (repeat with BJ) then his legs off (repeat with BJ) and leave them both their to rot for all of eternity.

Epic:No
Effective:Heck Yes

Put some Butter on him and eat him.

umm i watch bowser charge at me, and then he trips and breaks through the platform from being so fat.