Say if someone is clueless at a game and you're watching the person, what would be the weirdest questions they would ask you?

"What happens if I jump on this platform?"
"Is braking bad?"
"Who is that cloud over there picking people up?"
"What's a starman?"
"What sort of a name is Wakka?"
"What's to go again?"
"Why are there many monkeys in this race?"
"So if I press A twice, I will get a turbo boost. Is that what you said?"
"What's a goomba?"

lol.
"What Does This Blue Shell Do?"

You should add that if you want.

what do bombs do?

"What's a Wii Wheel?"
"Who stole my cookies while I was playing this??"
"Oh, that means I made it?"
"This is the Simpsons game?"
"Don't you think that dog is cute?"
"What does pwn mean?"

are these ones


how do you know were to go


are these real people

"Is this game for real?"
"Since when could animals talk?"
"Why is Tom Nook acting like a b****?"
"Why are you even watching me play? >_>"
"Why do people like this adult game? I mean, who would like cartoon porn?"
"Why did the time go back to 0 in time trials?" (cause you're stupid at playing this game)
"Why is Mario a plumber?"
"What's a Bowser?"

how do i hold this?
wtf?
ok whats that thing do?
who put that box here!
that doesnt even look real!

"How do you accelerate?"

I always tell them pressing and holding b for 20 secconds gives you a turbo boost

"Wait what did you say again?"