First off for those of you who dont know what a Mad Lib is heres the low down:

It's pretty much a fill in the blank sentence

Example:

my post:
Mkwii.com rules because mkwii _____ [adjective]

Yours: Mkwii.com rules because mkwii green.

The point is to make stupid, wacky sentences. Also once you fill in the person above you's sentence make your own for the next person to fill in
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Lets begin:

When my ______ [family member] ______ [verb] I _____ [verb] as _______ [adjective] as I can.

When my half-sister waddled I squealed as banana-flavored as I can.

As I_____[verb past tense] I counted my______[very high number]_____[plural noun] on the planet_____.[weird planet name]

As I walked I counted my 100000 steps on the planet Instictra.

When I ______[past tense verb], I found a ______[noun] which was _______[present tense verb] in the ________.[object noun]

When I ran, I found a nickel which was running in the toilet.

When racers _____ [verb] _____ [color] shells get flung into ____ [body part]

When racers walk, Rainbow shells get flung into heads!

I _______[adjective] ____[verb] into the _______[adjective] day in the _________[place noun], it all started when my ____[noun] got into the _____[place noun], and then ________[name noun] got ________[emotion noun], and then everything went into a _______[noun], and they were all feeling _______[emotion noun] and ________[adjective] at the end.