it was a long time ago, when there were no human, only clowns and wizards, and dangerous man, wizard, and clown eating dinosaurs. it was a dangerous place, an time. ever heard of Jurassic park? well it's worse then that. being that we are very powerful clown, and Antonius being a wizard, we are barely able to get by. one day, there was a wizard competition for Antoninus and his siblings. it was a very treacherous competition. in the end his brother won, but he stole the full wizadry power(because there can only be one wizard), and killed everyone who was there. the only way to be able to be full wizard, is to have the THE FULL WIZARD ring. one day he decided to go fight a dinosaur with THE FULL WIZARD ring...
Your house O.o. "All the answers are in your house Johnny, humans have simple minds , thats why you never noticed things. We have been tracking your family for generations. Humans have power beyond any ring, goblin, most, but not everything, the wonders of the universe are far beyond anyones understandings."
Johnny looked dumbstruck, "If i have like awesome powers, how come I never been, like amazing at anything."
"Yes, Johnny, you CAN do amazing things," the captain said, "like jumping jacks."
"Jumping jacks?" Johnny said.
"Yes. Purple ones."
"What are you talking about?" Johnny replied.
"Lasagna. It is the answer to everything." with that, the clown transformed into a goblin and chucked him out the wall. Again. Johnny had the wind suddenly knocked out of him as he landed on a...
the dinosaur Antonius fought long ago. with the FULL WIZARD ring, and the dinosaur's hazy memory, the dinosaur thought johnny was Antonius and was all like "OH ITS YOU!!! I DEMAND A REMATCH!!!" and johnny is like "ORLLY? LETS GO!" the battle goes on for years in the end...
Johnny had a moment of courage when he shouted, "Oh, really!? Let's go!" Man, that "you can do anything" speech by the Johnny chucking goblin clown captain really inspired him, but it was all gone now. Gone like gold lying around in public. Gone like a greedy tree grabbing too much, and being unable to run when a hunter comes by. (Not that trees can run anyways) Gone like dinosaurs in the 21st century. Oh, wait. Bad example. Sorry.
Anyways, the Dinosaur was lunging for Johnny. Johnny decided to do something drastic. He sang.
He sang of the lilies of the field (If you know your Bible). He sang of brave knights, Hobbits, Flobbits, and Hobgobits. He sand of trees that can run. (Hmmm, maybe the greedy tree DID get away) He sang of...
Ok, by now, I am probably boring you. Ok, fine. I'll stop describing.
The dinosaur fell asleep quickly.
"Heh, no wonder they died out." Johnny said. " They fall asleep too easily."
Johnny took the Dinosaur's hat. (Yes, he had a little Mexican hat on. Don't ask me why) Johnny put it on, and it sprouted wings. It started flapping away into the stratosphere.
"Hey, come back!" Johnny yelled.
Suddenly, a bright light fell out of the hat!
"Hello." it said.
"What are you?" Johnny said.
"Why, Pooh Bear, of course. Didn't the captain tell you?"
"Yes, but he thought you were the sun."
"No time to lose! Thomas Edison built a crazy machine robot thing that can't tie it's shoes. Since it couldn't, Edison deemed it worthless, and started calling the robot "Stupid Pants". The robot got angry, and decided to destroy the city, and blame it on Edison's mom. She is currently 95, and in prison. We MUST help."
"Well, ok..."
"You must bribe the cop who is guarding Edison's mom with a CHOCOLATE CAKE. Ok?"
"Alright." Johnny said.
"Ok, off we go!" Pooh Bear said, as he clapped his hands like a maniac.
Pooh Bear glowed brighter and brighter.
Suddenly...
Nothing. They were in the same place.
"Hahaha, sucker! I so pranked you!" Pooh Bear shouted. "Ha! I'm not even Pooh Bear! I'm Edison's mom!"
And with that, the glowing light grew into a shabby old lady.
"What the heck!?" Johnny shouted.
A robot was walking by. He had his shoelaces tied.
"Huh, I guess that isn't Stupid Pants." Edison's mom said.
"Guess what, Edison's mom?" The robot said. "It IS me! And I prefer the name of Steve. You see, now I can tie my shoes. You see, the rabbit goes into the greedy tree. Then the fox follows, and gets eaten by the greedy tree..."
"Stop." Johnny said. "We need to find Antonius Feeb. Can you help me?"
"Sure, I can." Steve said. "Tieing shoe powers, activate!"
And with that, they flue off.
"Spire, you are an idiot." Johnny said. "You spelled flew "flue"."
"Shut up, or you are dead." I said. "Look here. I can do what I want, when I want. Got that?"
"Fine." Johnny said.
And they teleported (excluding me, Im just writing this, Im not even here) to...
with that the story will continue in Infinity story two.
Before we go johnny said"Ya know what guys these narrators are dumb, I'm not sure i wanna finish the chronicles."
"Your a real jerk you *** Johnny" I said.
"we will finish are adventure, learn my family's secret, beat every ******* thing that this fiction world throws at us then end the book at the end of the chronicles." johnny exclaimed. "be quiet, no one wants to listen to you, your just a narrator, they wanna listen to me cuz i'm awesome."
"Narrators have the power to make you a loser end the story etc. we r awesome!" i said
With that Johnny can not speak till the next story in the series, (will make that soon) this is nothing like how real authors end story's though!.
with that the story will continue in Infinity story two.
Before we go johnny said"Ya know what guys these narrators are dumb, I'm not sure i wanna finish the chronicles."
"Your a real jerk you *** Johnny" I said.
"we will finish are adventure, learn my family's secret, beat every ******* thing that this fiction world throws at us then end the book at the end of the chronicles." johnny exclaimed. "be quiet, no one wants to listen to you, your just a narrator, they wanna listen to me cuz i'm awesome."
"Narrators have the power to make you a loser end the story etc. we r awesome!" i said
With that Johnny can not speak till the next story in the series, (will make that soon) this is nothing like how real authors end story's though!.
What. The. Freak.
No, just no.
You can't end the story, and make a part 2. This is the INFINITY STORY, remember? I said no ending the story. If you don't like the rules, go make your own game. ALSO, learn to be creative. Seriously. I broke the 4th wall for a second, and I KNEW when I did it, people would be doing it the whole time. Come on, people. BE CREATIVE. Invent things. Think of strange things (such as Angry suitcases). Feel the random. SO this post has been disqualified. The story may now continue, but I can;t continue it, as I just added to the story. Can someone help here?
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