Continue my story! - Mario Kart Wii

Kenza · 10:03 PM

Ok, I think you might of done this before, maybe at school, with friends etc.
ok, it's really simple, i put a topic and you post a sentence after it, it gets really funny after a bit.

Comments: Whats with tails, lol!

I go first.

STORY SO FAR....
"The Guy liked this girl.."
"Who got really nervous"
"Since he got nervous, he couldnt talk to her without turning tomato-red"
"so he ran away to his mommy"
"but he ran so fast he went into this magical fairyland!"
"...of HELL!"http://www.mariokartwii.com/openx/www/delivery/ck.php?oaparams=2__bannerid=8__zoneid=1__cb=f2dc6c 2be8__maxdest=http://www.wiifriends.com/register.php
"He really liked this 'magical fairyland of hell' cuz there were lots of hot girls there. They made him totally forget about the other girl"
"...He was busy banging one of the girls that he didn't notice his girlfriend standing right behind him!"
"and then he was in hevean...
WITH ALOT OF GIRLS!"
and one slapped him so hard when he tried to flirt he got whacked to hell

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But the devil didn't want to have him back down there because he thought he was trying to steal his thunda. so he was forced to remain in neutral land until...
The devil exploded and Hell no longer existed.
Misty came to him. He was so crushed by how much more he liked Misty than all the other hot girls. Then...
he wanted her to do something special
He thought to himself: Should I give her flowers? Ask her out? Oh, what do I do?
Then Misty got closer and closer...
THEN SHE FIRED HER LAZA WIV A SHOOP TEH WHOOP!
"But God was mad so he reflected the shoop da woop"
then she blew up and blood and guts everywhere
Then Resetti came and shouted
"I'M-A CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!!1!1"
The boy ran to his mommy, but he got the biggest shock.

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to find out that his mom was a lesbian and ran out of the house an
he started to cry like there were no tomorrow - but suddenly he remebered his friend Charlie...
who had accidentally killed his pet turtle a year earlier.
He's mommy was bald! So he went to the
Kameks house to find a potion
SO he traveled, with zelda's fairy navi on his side, as soon as he went to Kameks house, The guy killed Navi
He went to buy a potion to cure Navi,but the price was $10,000 dollars so he said...

He ratheer heal Navi than use Kameks potion for his moms hair, so he went too see THE GREAT FAIRY
But the great fairy killed him with...
Navis disease became more fatal. She couldnt bare herself anymore. She couldnt stop saying: "hey watch out" "hey!!" "hey!!" "watch out!!" "watch out!!!" "heeey!!!

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so he didn't care about navi, speakinf of navi, he went to see link"
while he was in a pokemon center
So he chucked a potatoe at him to get his sttention. Then Link
Pullled out a Bomb, and blew up the Pokemon Center.
Ash Ketchum sen out Magikarp and..........
PWNED his ass.
Link found a chaos emerald in the Magikarp's ass, and Sonic took it
But eggman tricked Knuckles into stealing the chaos emerald from Sonic.
Eggman rickrolled Sonic and Knuckles.Eggman asked Tails,can I fart in your general direction,Tails said...
Bun Urself Na Man!!!!
Then tails fell to one knee as his K-9's grew longer and Seven tail grew from his back. Red charka Flowed around his body as she ran toward Sonic........

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Went to kill amy and a pickle...
and made me suicidal and wanting to play e.t. on the atari for some reason
Tails went home sad.At home he saw his pet dog Brian.Brian said
"hey I know what will cheer you up"
Tails said "I don't think so Brian..."
Brian got into a banana outfit and said

Then Tails gets up and dances along as well yelling "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
Then the whole world yells IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
"the world was shaking, and then somehow.."
it created a earthquake lasting for 3 days