Hey I've done this on another forum before and it was fun. What are some ways to get kicked out of wal-Mart
Here's mine:
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Go into a bathroom, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".
3. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
4. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
5. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
6. Switch price tags to make it look like a grill is $.99 and a bag of candy is $499, etc.

Walk in with a 9mm and shoot someone. (That was pure pertaining to subject, nothing more).

giving a family member 99 percent off everything XD

here are my ways:



1. Go into a changing room and say ”There’s no toilet paper in here!”

2. Hide behind clothes, and when people walk by jump out and yell ”BOO!”

3. When you see a couple, walk up and say to your gender ”I thought we had something special!”

4. Challenge people to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

5. Put on as much jewelry as possible and jump around insanely.

6. Moon people as they walk by.

7. Form a line with your friends and act excited as if you’re in line for something awesome.

8. Ask an employee if you can test super-glue and without waiting for an answer, begin gluing random things to customers/employees/items.

9. When an announcement comes over the speaker drop to your knees and scream ”Oh no, it’s the voices again!!!!”

10. Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.

11. Hold indoor shopping cart races with friends.

12. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them and yell “Red Rover!”

13. Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream “I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!”

14. (this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming “The British are coming!!!”

15. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

16. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

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wtf??? when did pornstars come in?? lol..back to topic please

1. When the speaker says someting go up to the nearest person and say "i'll do anything if you just stop the voices!"

2.Buy squirty cream and squit it all over the cctv cameras!

3.Steal the microphone and start saying stuff! (this one is a bit rubbish)

can we change the name to

100 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart /asda
as asda is the brittish equivalent!

and i am the greeter at asda and im always using the microphone to call the announcements and i have had kids run past and scream rather funny yet rude words down the microphone,

if it's asda, then walk past one of the women that work there and slap their arse and say asda price (thats what happens in the ad)

Have a plastic lightsaber fight down the aisles.