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11-05-2009, 08:57 PM
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Hi, im 16 and I have a girlfriend. were both ready to have sex, but I cant for the life of me put a condom on! Ive watched the videos, ive been to health class but I just cant do it with or without her there.

We are both virgins so she can offer little input, or help put it on. Ive tried the standard size and cant even get it past the head, trust me i know which side is up and ive tried at least 10 times there is no way i messed that up that many times. Then I bought magnums, (talk about an embarrassing purchase) and still seems to get caught when rolling down, cant explain we tried rolling it down and it would get stuck.

None of these condoms are expired, I dont think that im to big, im pretty sure that im a magnum, but there is just something that im doing wrong,grab the rez tip and roll down, its suppose to be easy, ive seen it done on fruit but I just cant. HELP!
 
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11-05-2009, 08:59 PM
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Have you tried using a tarpaulin?
 
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11-05-2009, 09:01 PM
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Just roll it up and do it that way.
 
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11-05-2009, 09:06 PM
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I'm 13 and i know how.... Man.... 0.o.... I smell trolling.
 
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11-05-2009, 09:07 PM
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I'm 13 and i know how.... Man.... 0.o.... I smell trolling.
I smell liez.
 
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11-05-2009, 09:09 PM
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That's lies because i actually have.... A condom can stretch up to 25 or something inches.... It WILL fit.. >>
 
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11-05-2009, 09:11 PM
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11-05-2009, 09:12 PM
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Bandwidth exceeded fail.
 
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11-05-2009, 09:17 PM
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should be this image but stupid photobucket
 


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11-05-2009, 09:18 PM
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Bandwidth fail again.
 
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