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11-05-2009, 09:23 PM
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Hi, im 16 and I have a girlfriend. were both ready to have sex, but I cant for the life of me put a condom on! Ive watched the videos, ive been to health class but I just cant do it with or without her there.

We are both virgins so she can offer little input, or help put it on. Ive tried the standard size and cant even get it past the head, trust me i know which side is up and ive tried at least 10 times there is no way i messed that up that many times. Then I bought magnums, (talk about an embarrassing purchase) and still seems to get caught when rolling down, cant explain we tried rolling it down and it would get stuck.

None of these condoms are expired, I dont think that im to big, im pretty sure that im a magnum, but there is just something that im doing wrong,grab the rez tip and roll down, its suppose to be easy, ive seen it done on fruit but I just cant. HELP!
Use a plastic bag man, its much easier, then you can use it to go get some groceries after : D
 
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11-05-2009, 09:26 PM
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Use a plastic bag man, its much easier, then you can use it to go get some groceries after : D
But then all of his food will smell of jizz. D:
 
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11-05-2009, 09:26 PM
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Also, just let the beast fly free, if she gets pregnant you can ditch her and **** the baby its all good my friend, its all good
 
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11-05-2009, 09:27 PM
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11-05-2009, 09:28 PM
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But then all of his food will smell of jizz. D:
Who doesn't like the smell of Jizz i know Alex does : D
 
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11-05-2009, 09:31 PM
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11-05-2009, 09:32 PM
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use a sock.
 
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11-05-2009, 09:32 PM
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11-05-2009, 09:33 PM
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LOL

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