Chapter 1: The Portal appears!

One day in the world of cd-i, Mario and Luigi were walking down a path. Mario say,"Nice of the princess to invite us to a picnic, Gay Luigi?"" I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" said Gay Luigi."Luigi look!" said Mario. "It's a portal" said Gay Luigi. "If you need instructions on how to get through the portal, check out the enclosed instruction book." said Mario.

Meanwhile in Hyrule castle, the king wants dinner. He ordered some Dominoes pizza. Once the pizza arrived in 30 min, the king told the delivery guy, "You saved me!" Then Link came to the king and told him, "Oh boy, I'm so hungry!" The king told Link to get off of my dinner and eat an octorok. The selfish king ate the pizzas so fast he almost suffered a heart attack!

Then, someone rang the doorbell. The king opens the door and the 2 Wii guys said, "We would like to play!" After playing for two seconds, the Wii broke and became a portal. The king got so mad and fired his dinner laser at the 2 Wii guys. They blast off into space. What will become of Hotel Mario and Hyrule when they both found a weird portal in the cd-i world? To be continued....

I find offense to that "Gay Luigi" remark.

To be exact, that is not the real Luigi, it's the cd-i one that everyone on youtube calls him that.

Still... Luigi FTW!

Mama Luigi and Hotel Mario are so overused, I've probably memorized all the lines in both by now.