Once upon a time there was a family of super heroes. This family was the Incredibles. After saving the world for the 777th time, word got out about their truth. The government sent out lasers to destroy them and their supernatural weirdness. Suddenly, a huge crash destroyed all of the tanks. In all the rubbles was the Fantastic 4. The Incredibles were so scared. They were basically clones of them...or was it the other way around? Mr. Incredible hated The Thing. Mrs. Incredible hated Mr. Fantastic. Violet hated Invisible Girl. Jack Jack hated The Torch. Dash had collapsed and died three seconds ago, so he didn't hate anyone.
Mr. Incredible starts beating up The Thing. However, The Thing can smash the ground to make mini-earthquakes, so he defeated Mr. Incredible no problem. Mrs. Incredible could beat Mr. Fantastic because she was also a good fighter, unlike Mr. Fantastic. The Torch didn't even bother hurting Jack Jack, because he was so cute. The cuteness killed The Torch. Violet and Invisible Girl just made a peace treaty. In the end, the only survivor was Jack Jack in this deadly fight.
At the orphanage, Jack Jack found out he has the force. So he decides to blow up the whole orphanage. Keep in mind this is 10 years later. Kung Fu Panda comes to save the poor children and Buzz and Woody get submachine guns and try to blast Jack Jack to death.
However, Jack Jack turns into fireyness of death and burns up Buzz and Woody. It turns out that those were only Robot AI of the real Buzz and Woody. After destroying the entire state of California, Jack Jack sets off to find his parents who he believes are still alive.
Meanwhile, Happy Feet was dancing. Suddenly a black hole opened up and absorbed the entire polar ice caps. Why, you ask? You can blame Naruto. You see, Naruto was on a walk and then he punched air and a black hole opened up. So Happy Feet found himself in Naruto's world. Suddenly the Toad Brigade came and killed Naruto, and took Happy Feet. Why, you ask? You can blame Mario. You see, Mario was on a walk and then he punched air and a black hole opened up. This hole sucked up the entire Comet Observatory, and the Toad Brigade had nothing better to do but save the penguins.
What does this have to do with the plot, you ask? Well, it turns out that Nemo and Dory are leading an army against land. All of the fish in the ocean have gathered on the coast of California to kill everyone. When they come out, they find out that Jack Jack already destroyed California. They're sad and they decide that they're going to go after Jack Jack. Spongebob was also in the army. He said that this whole thing was stupid and he just wanted to cook some crabby patties. Then Nemo hatched an idea. When the egg opened up, the baby fish died. So Nemo said that he can make crabby patties on the spot here, but should lace them with poison and give them to Jack Jack. Spongebob thought that this was genius and set to work.
Dory and Nemo started to talk. They were scared that the humans might take over the water. Hey, you never know.
Back to Jack Jack's story. After murdering the ant colonies of A Bug's Life, The Ant Bully, and Antz, Jack Jack blew up Al's Toy Barn. Al was really mad and he trapped Jack Jack in a cage. Jack Jack cried. But Al was so evil that he just didn't care. Suddenly a pair of Wii Wheels appeared and slugged Al unconscious. It was Cowboy Jed. He used the Wii Wheels to shred the cage open, and Jack Jack continued to blow up the world.
Then the fish army came. Spongebob gave Jack Jack the poison burger. Jack Jack FINALLY died.
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