Nintendo Kart-Races! ;]
So thanks to THE SUPERIOR LuigiMan, he has shared his 'Nintendo ...' copyrights with me

I shall be doing... *drum roll*... NINTENDO KART-RACES! Starring all your favourite Nintendo characters, this really will be a race to the finish! Your commentators are Nintendo's resident babies; Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, Baby DK and Baby Yoshi! LETS GO!
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Peach vs. Toad!
Baby Mario: Welcome to the first Nintendo Kart-Race! Here we have the true princess of the Mushroom Kingdom; Princess Peach! We have her lined up against her trusty servant; Toad!
Baby Peach: Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Baby Luigi: Lil' Peach, calm down. So, lets get this show on the road, we're also joined by fellow babies; Yoshi and DK.
Baby DK & Baby Yoshi: Hey everyone!
Baby Peach: So, we're going to be playing on the new course we call, Daisy's Submarine! Lets have fun while we dive deep underwater! LETS GO!
Peach and Toad made their way to their cars, they were dressed in their racing gear and had everything ready. Peach stepped into her pink car, which also had hover ducts. She stepped in and lowered the glass barrier; Toad was dressed in his small racing gear and stepped into his submarine looking car, which was on two wheels. It was coloured blue and had Toad and Toadette's faces stuck on the front.
Baby Luigi: There cars look amazing, look at Peach's, its so feminine.
Baby Yoshi: Would you look at Toad's car? Its amazing. You can definitely tell he LOVES Toadette!
Baby Mario: Hahaha, definitely!
Lakitu stepped in front of the racers and raised his starting flag, he counted, '3....2....1!' and he lowered his flag! They were both off with a flying start, with Toad just edging in front. Peach was swerving around Toad, but the toadstool kept a steady pace. Peach had crashed into an item box and obtained a green shell. She was directly behind Toad and fired the green shell, which just missed the little racer as he swerved out of the way. Toad had just finished the first lap, when he crashed into an item box, finally. He obtained a banana, and threw if backwards, hoping it would hit the Princess, but she was smarter than that; Peach swerved and crashed into an item box which carried a blue shell. She fired it and sped up just in time to pass Toad who was getting blown up by the destructive blue shell.
Baby Peach: Woah! Look at that dodging there!
Baby DK: Yep, they sure are very talented on the track!
Peach was leading in the third lap when she happened to slip on the banana Toad has placed there in the second lap. This gave Toad time to catch up, but Peach was determined not to let him beat her. The both turned the final corner and obtained an item box, Peach's held a red shell and Toad's held a Bob-Omb. This one was going to come down to the wire! Toad held his Bob-Omb behind him and Peach held her red shell. With only seconds to go, Peach fired her red shell and instead of hitting Toad, it hit his Bob-Omb that he held behind them.
Baby Luigi: WOAH, THAT'LL BE A BIG EXPLOSION!
Baby Mario: Lets hope no one's hurt...
BOOM! They were both caught up in the explosion and the submarine had been affected too. They were only a few metres away from the finish line and the one with the better acceleration would surely win. They both sped off at the same time, but the submarine was sinking, and water was flowing into the chamber where the finish line was. Toad and Peach were going as fast as they could when the princess activated her Hover Ducts and quickly made her escape from the water. Toad tryed to speed up, but nothing was happening, the water that had flowed in was affecting his car and it started to break down. Peach had crossed the finish line and had finally one the first Nintendo Kart-Race!
Baby Mario: Well, there we have it folks, the winner is the almight Princess Peach! This Nintendo Kart-Race REALLY kept us going, it was right down to the wire, poor Toad was quite unlucky!
Baby DK: Thats right, luck does play a huge factor in our Nintendo Kart-Races, now stay tuned for the next race; Ganondorf and Bowser Jr!