One
I was at my escape from Rocky Gorge. It was unbelieveable of what had happened. A war between a noobish organisation and the Mushroom Kingdom had begun. This secret organisation started this war for no apparent reason. I was in a machine car that was fast and could shoot bullets at the front. I hopped in and started to drive. It was bumpy considering it was Rocky Gorge. Then I saw enemy fighter planes fly from above. They found me and started firing their guns. I kept driving while dodging their ammo. They were on my tail. Then I entered a tunnel and seemed to lost them. It was hard to see, but I made it out of the end of the tunnel. However, I could still see the two planes chasing me. They started firing again. Then one of the planes fired a missile and it struck a large rock. The rock fell in front of my path and it became a dead end. Then I quickly pulled on the handbrake and came to a stop just inches from crashing. I quickly turned around and started driving the opposite direction even though it wasn't the way I wanted to go, but I had no choice. Then I entered the tunnel again, but stopped halfway through it this time. I had to think of a way to make it through the rest of the gorge. Then I decided that I wait for a while so that the two planes would have probably retreated and push the rock out of the way. Who knows how long I waited, but it seemed like a whole hour waiting. Then I started the car again and started driving. I reached the end of the tunnel yet again and stopped at the rock. Before I got out, I looked around me to see that there weren't enemies around. Then I got out and started to push the rock. It was hard to push, but I managed to make enough space to drive my car through. I got back in and drove past the rock. It seemed to be that I was on my way out of Rocky Gorge, but then I unexpectedly saw an enemy plane from above appear from nowhere. This one started to fire multiple missiles and it was really dangerous. Then one struck the ground just in front of me and caused a big hole. I drove over it and just about made it across the hole. Then I saw the end. I was in a mountainous area, but there wasn't a cliff on either side. It became quite bumpy. That plane was still on my tail and it started firing its guns. I then reached an end and what seemed like a canyon. I tried to stop my car as quickly as possible, but it was too late. I had driven over the cliff edge and started to fall.
Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan. Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions. Brian: Why, what's yours? Fintan: Uh... never mind. Brian: Well, ok then...
Two
I was falling thinking I would die, but then I remembered that I still had my parachute from a different battle. I opened the door of my car and leaped out. Then I activated my parachute and started to fall slowly. I kept looking down and saw my car hit the ground. Then I could hear the enemy plane again and I looked up. It was there, but it went ahead. Then I saw it making a turn around towards me. It started firing at me. I then took out a grenade from my pocket and pulled the ring with my mouth and threw it at the plane. It managed to be thrown into the right turbine of the plane and it exploded into flames and broke into multiple parts. Fortunately, my car was still safe, but damaged at the front. The destructed plane had nearly smashed my car. I landed safely and hopped into my car. The left door had torn off, but at least the engine was working fine. I then started to drive again and drove around the fire. I was in some desert with nothing around the place, but sand and hills so I didn't drive that way. I was driving along the bottom of the cliff until it suddenly was at its end and I drove up it. I was still a distance away from Mushroom Gorge, so I needed to hurry up, otherwise the enemy would get there first and oliberate all the innocent Toads there. So I switched my engine to level 2 and the speed picked up by around 100 miles, but had lower fuel efficiency. Then I was soon where I just was where I fell off the cliff. I switched my engine to level 1 again so that I wouldn't go too fast with the bumps and bends. I drove through all the bumps with speed and did some stunts during my drive. I soon reached Mushroom Gorge, but things looked terrible.
Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan. Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions. Brian: Why, what's yours? Fintan: Uh... never mind. Brian: Well, ok then...