Chronicle 4
Pedo Tren
The next day TREN KROM painted a truck to say "free candy" hoping to attract little boys and girls(wow, this asshole is f***ed up)
Kid:Can i hav fwee candwi?
Tren:TREN KROM DEMANDS CHILD ENTER TRUCK SO HE CAN GET FREE CANDY.
Kid:Yaaaay!!!!!
Tren:TREN KROM WANTS TO PLAY HOSPITAL. YOU CAN BE THE PATIENT.
Kid: Okay!!!
Tren pulls down the kids pants, but find nothing. No d***, no p****, nothing.
Tren:WOW. YOUR NEVER GONNA GET LAID, LIKE EVER.
Kid gasps and runs out the car screaming "mommy! mommy! bad man touch me in bad places!"
Tren:LIKE THERES ANYTHING UNDER THERE. SERIOUSLY, YOUR KID WILL NEVER BE A MAN.
The woman calls the police and Tren goes to court.
2-3 weeks later. Tren ate the calander so it was hard to keep track.
Judge:What do you plead?
Tren:IN THE MOOD.
Judge:ill take that as guilty.
Judge:The prosecutor may now present his case.
Prosecutor: People of the Jury, are we going to let this... blob tenticle thing, continue to roam the streets, molesting more children?
Tren:THAT THING WASN'T EVEN A BOY, LET ALONE HUMAN.
Judge: Order, order!
Prosecutor:So i ask you, lock this ma-thing up for good, so parents can finally stop living in fear.
Judge:The Defendant may now present his case.
Eccles (who happened to be a lawer(really, thats just weird >_>)):Herns, i ask you, is this a pedofile, or is this a thing with sertain urges that he can't control?
Tren:TREN KROM IS NEITHER, TREN KROM WAS JUST BORED.
Eccles:Shut up! Any way, i ask you, would you rather ruin this, thing's, life? or would you let him have freedom?
The Jury leave the room to discuss and then come back 10 minutes later.
Judge:Has the Jury reached a verdict?
Jury:Yes, we find the defendant, TREN KROM, guilty.
Tren:SCREW THAT.
Tren eats the jury and a bunch of other people.
Eccles:I enjoy your attitude, we should sit down for a cup of tea some time.
Tren:TREN KROM AGREES.
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Originally Posted by Riot
Fun fact of the day #2:
Did you know Adam Scott was formerly made into a God-like figure until he confessed he was a homosexual?
That was a funny chapter. I needz to be inz thiz storyz thoughz! Lol.
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