Haarrllo! As you might have guessed, I'm a big Goon Show fan. (If you don't know what it is-The Goon Show Site - Goons Downloads, Pictures, Episodes, Scripts and More) So naturally, I can write scripts. You sort of have to know the characters' voice and personality to get it.

This is the first part of a script I made for a Romeo & Juliet project freshman year. It was a little rushed, but here is the first part!

McGoonagall: [bagpipes play while he speaks]
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fairrr Verrrrona, wherrre we lay ourr scene,
Frrom anctient grrrudge break to new mutiny,
Wherrre civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
Frrom forrrrth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pairr of starr-crross’d lovers take theirrr life;
Whose misadventurr’d piteous overtrhrrrows
Doth with theirr death [sound of McGoonagle getting hit]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Greenslade: Thank you.

Bluebottle: Enter Bluebottle. [wild cheering continues for 5 seconds] Stop!! I have had my fill of the clapping. Do you like being a brave servant, Encles?

Eccles: Ya, it is fine.

Bluebottle: I like feeling fine. Do you like feeling fine, Eccles?

Eccles: Ya, it is fine.

Bluebottle: How does it feel to be feeling fine, Encles?

Eccles: Fine, fine, fine.

Bluebottle: It is good what is us, that it is that we both are feeling fine, isn’t it, Encles?

Eccles: Araww, it is fine!

Bluebottle: Good. Suddenly notices a rotten Monagooo. Have at thee, foul Monago!

Spriggs: What are you doing, Jim? What are you doing, Jiiiiiiiiiim?!

Bluebottle: I’m having at thee! Ting! Tow! Blooey! A-ting, a-tingy tongy-too. I know! Puts on sword fight record. [sword fight]

Cyril: Now really, just stop it…

Bluebottle: But I like this game! Why does little Blunbuttle have to stop?

Cyril: Because the script says I’m a…

Eccles: I wish I knew what the script says, folks.

Bluebottle: Shut up Eccles!

Eccles: Ya, shut up Eccles!

Cyril: Oh will you be quiet!

Eccles: Shut up Eccles.

Cyril: Guard!

Gladys: Cor blimey, I’m off.

Greenslade: With no end in sight to this scene, we will go to Lord Crun’s house.

To be continued...