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Fintanza (The Beginning)
 
 
07-12-2008, 01:43 PM
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"Did you hear what happened?", said Bowser to King Boo. "No, what happened?"
Bowser said "Fintanza turned against Fintan today."
King Boo said "Fintanza?"
Bowser said "Yeah, it's the beautiful Ice world Fintan owns."
King Boo said "Why did they turn against Fintan?"
Bowser said "It's because the people there voted for who the princess of Fintanza should be. Fintan wasn't happy who it was, so he decided who it will be."
King Boo said "Then why are they against Fintan?"
Bowser said "Because this girl is not from Fintanza and it was a rule that was made there. Fintan is currently the king there, but probably not for long!"
King Boo said "Ok...."
Bowser said "Guess who he's choosing? You'll never believe me."
King Boo said "Princess Daisy?"
Bowser said "What? No! He's choosing Kate Nash!"
King Boo said "Who's that?"
Bowser said "A singer from the UK. I heard Fintan's going to London."
King Boo said "Where's London?"
Bowser said "You're clueless, aren't you? It's in England!"
King Boo said "And what does this have to do with us?"
Bowser said "You and I are going to take over London."
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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07-12-2008, 02:07 PM
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(Land of Fintanza)
Ted from the F Force had met Fintan. The F Force consisted of 4 members: Fintan as the leader, Ted as Co-Leader, Jasper and Mike. Ted said to Fintan "There you are! I can't believe the guards here are trying to kill you even though you own this place!"
Fintan said "I know! I'm supposed to decide everything! I'm still going to London though and they can't stop me."
Ted said "Well, I hope things go ok."
Fintan said "Of course they will! How do you think I'm powerful and have a world named after me?"
Ted said "You're the champ!"
Fintan said "Are you coming with me to London?"
Ted said "No, but I'll help you out of Fintanza. By the way, I drew up a good plan for you to reach Fintanza."
Ted took out a sketched map and said "This where we currently are. This is the way to the outer Fintanza lands. If you go this way, you'll reach DK's Jungle. It's actually not that far from here."
Fintan said "Why do I want to go to DK's Jungle?"
Ted said "That's what I'm going to explain now. I've spoken with Funky Kong. He owns a business called 'Funky Flights'. He agreed to fly one of his planes to London for you if we give him 100 bananas."
Fintan said "Well I'm not going to be looking for 100 bananas."
Ted said "That's ok, because I'm doing that when you return. Think you can handle it?"
Fintan said "I can handle anything powerful!"
Ted said "Glad to hear that. Come on, let's go!"
Fintan and Ted started walking through the cold, icy lands of Fintanza. They both soon saw guards, so they tried to get past them. However, a guard saw them and started firing bullets. Fintan and Ted took out their guns and started firing. Ted had brilliant aims and managed to kill both guards with head shots. Ted said "Let's go."
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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07-12-2008, 03:39 PM
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We were both near the border of Fintanza and near the jungle. We were out of the Ice lands and into a plain land with the ground brown called the 'Bad Lands'. We had to both take out a few more guards that were in our way. Fintan said to Ted "You keep killing them all! I keep missing!"
Ted said "lol! But keep trying! Look! I can see the jungle from here! Let's go!"
Fintan said "Ok", and they both ran into the jungle without being seen. Ted said "This is where I return."
Fintan said "Why aren't you coming?"
Ted said "I'll make an announcement in Fintanza that you escaped and that you'll only return if you can bring... what's her name again?"
Fintan said "Kate. Where do I go from here?"
Ted gave Fintan the same map and said "Look at the other side. It shows the path from here to where Funky Flights is."
Fintan said "Thanks, but you better not be up to something."
Ted said "I'm course I'm not! I would never do that to our favourite king! See ya!" and exited the jungle entrance. Then King Boo appeared in front of Fintan and surprised him. King Boo then said "You're going to London, right?"
Fintan said "Yeah. You here to stop me?"
King Boo said "What? No. I'm here to help."
Fintan asked "Why?"
King Boo said "I'm going to help Bowser take over London. We'll also help you there when we get there."
Fintan said "Why does Bowser want London?"
King Boo said "He says it's a powerful place and the capital of the UK. He even thinks it's more powerful than the Mushroom Kingdom. Hehe, wait here, I'll go get DK. You'll need his help. You can't climb all the vines yourself you know."
Fintan was about to say something, but King Boo had disappeared. Fintan waited and soon after, DK arrived. King Boo appeared and said "Now help this loser reach Funky Kong."
Fintan asked "Loser?"
King Boo laughed and disappeared. Donkey Kong said "You'll need this", and gave Fintan a ninja rope. Donkey Kong then said "In order for you to get through this jungle, you'll need to use the ninja rope to strap it onto cliffs to reach far places. It's dangerous here. You must not fall down bottomless pits."
Fintan said "This will be impossible!"
Donkey Kong said "That's why I'm here to teach you."
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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07-12-2008, 09:04 PM
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Donkey Kong then took out a ninja rope and started to throw it at different branches. He was swinging really fast forth and back. When he returned to me, he said "It's simple! Just throw your rope and when it gets stuck in something, start swinging! Just don't let go and when you land, pull your rope out of what it's stuck in. Oh my, look at the time! I gotta go now. Good luck!", and DK swung away.
I had no choice but to try out this swinging technique. Then I started to daydream. "Fintan!! You are a king! You must not fail! Feel the power inside you and use it! When you are feeling confident and can feel the power, you don't fail at anything!", said some strange figure in the daydream. Then I shook my head and stopped daydreaming. I threw my rope and guess what? It falls down the bottomless pit and I have no rope. Is it time to turn back? Oh no, I thought. Epic fail! So then I shouted "Donkey Kong!!"
I shouted it a few more times and DK soon came back. He said "Fintan, what's the matter?"
I said "Your mama! Kidding, kidding! My rope fell down the bottomless pit."
Donkey Kong sighed and said "Fine. I guess I'll have to bring you there hold on to me and I'll swing you to Funky Kong."
So he got me past many branches, but it seemed like forever. We sooned reached where Funky Kong was, but there was trouble. A few guards had him tied up. It was time for me to take out the trash.
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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07-12-2008, 09:09 PM
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Nice idea again.
 
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This is a world that has ended...

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07-16-2008, 12:06 PM
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Decided to cancel this story, along with a couple of others.
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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