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Crazy Internet World (T/13+ rated)
 
 
07-16-2008, 12:23 PM
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Those who applied to be in story:
1. iNick64
2. StarOurHero
3. nikoking
4. Liam jr
5.

If you want to be in this story, then tell me by posting here or sending me a PM. Only 5 people can apply! If you don't apply, there is still a chance for you to appear in the story.

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"I finally got internet! Yahoo!", yelled Mario to Luigi with excitement. Luigi said "Cool, but I must warn you... the internet is like a totally different world of its own. Danger can lurk in it and-"
"Whatever Luigi. By the way, turn that torch off at your face."
"Very well Mario, but don't say I didn't warn you."
Luigi left the house without Mario knowing. Mario connected to the internet and pop ups started to appear. There were a few inappropiate ones and Mario looked shocked. "Why do these keep coming?? I keep closing them, but new ones keep coming!"
Then Mario's eyes widened when he saw an advert about mkw.com and clicked on it. He joined so that he could find friends to race against him. He looked shocked when he didn't understand what lawl, rofl, atm and :) meant. Then he went to the fanfic board and saw stories about him. He read a few and was suprised by the events that happened to him in them. Then he decided to leave the site and he went onto google. He searched "Bowser alert" and hoped to keep updated about Bowser's whereabouts. However, he didn't get the results he expected. He went onto bowseryum.mk and fainted. He tried to get off the website, but it wouldn't close. Luigi entered the house and saw Mario, then Luigi said "Welcome to the internet."
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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07-16-2008, 12:41 PM
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"Luigi! What are you on about? I never knew the internet was like this!"
Luigi said "Snap out of it! Just plug out the computer to turn it off and try again. Just be more careful this time. Speaking of which, I'm going to try out Mario Kart Wii online!"
Luigi walked off and Mario plugged out and in the computer. The computer then booted up and the site was gone. Mario then remembered about MKW.com and logged in. He clicked on the thread called 'fleep attack' and many people had requested their username to be similar to fleep. Mario said to himself "This is silly. I'm going to check out the Mario Kart Wii board."
He clicked on it and there was a thread called "Who thinks Mario needs nose surgery?"
Mario got mad and he went into the thread. There was a poll and 95% had voted yes. Mario replied to the thread and he wrote "No, I don't think I need nose surgery. I'm fine the way I am."
He waited for a few minutes and saw a reply by Wapeach and it said "lol, stop pretending to be Mario."
Mario replied "What? Of course I'm Mario!"
Then there was a thread created called "SPAP busters. It was about banning Stupid Pointless Annoying People. Mario thought it was pointless and posted "".
Then Mario was on the homepage and could see pictures from albums. He clicked on one of them and said "Oh.... my.... God."
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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07-16-2008, 12:46 PM
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lol so far. trying to do 3 fan fics at once might be a smidge tricky, but good luck!
 
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07-16-2008, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TOSYuan3195 View Post
lol so far. trying to do 3 fan fics at once might be a smidge tricky, but good luck!
That's why I closed a couple, but yeah, I'm still writing 3 at the moment. :D
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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07-16-2008, 12:59 PM
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I think that this one is the best for some reason
 
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07-16-2008, 02:31 PM
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Three
Mario tried to quickly close the site due to seeing hentai, but he couldn't resist. He kept trying to press X, but then he clicked on the next page. Mario said to himself "Stop!", but he couldn't. He looked at all 101 pictures that were there, and some were even Peach. He felt really guilty and then pressed X. He was lucky that no one was around. Then Luigi quickly stormed into the room crying and said "Mario! It's not fair!"
Mario asked "What happened?"
Luigi said "People kept stopping in Rainbow Road and hitting me with stars! I lost 600 vr points! 600!!"
Mario said "It's only a game."
Luigi said "And someone called Ihack@you warped from halfway through the race and came first. Also, people kept going around this mountain in Grumble Volcano and they finished in 30 seconds!"
Mario said "What idiots! I should call Nintendo!"
Luigi said "No, don't!"
Mario said "Huh? Why?"
Luigi said "If you complain about their games, they... they might delete you!"
Mario said "What's the worst that can happen? They won't delete me."
Luigi said "Ok, but be careful. I know! I'm gonna go on a quest to a vr rating of 0!"
Mario said "Ok......."
Luigi walked off to play Mario Kart Wii again while Mario said to himself "Thank God no one's around", and opened up hentai again. This time, he didn't just see hentai of Peach, but also of Samus and Zelda. Then someone knocked on the door and Mario quickly clicked X.
Mario answered the door and it was Link. Link said "I saw what you were doing."
Mario said "Doing what?"
Link started punching Mario to the ground and kept punching him in the face. Mario kept shouting "Stop, stop!"
Link said "If you look at hentai of Zelda again, your death arrives."
Mario got up from the ground with a black eye and asked "How did you know?"
Link shouted "So you were looking at them!", and punched Mario repeatedly again. Then Link soon stopped and said "I was on your profile and it said you were currently looking at an album called "Zelda yummy hentai. You're on your last warning", and left. Mario now had 2 black eyes and limped back to his computer. He looked at his profile and someone called 'Link' posted on his profile "Turned on noob! Turned on noob! Turned on noob! Turned on noob! Turned on noob!"
Mario deleted the message. Luigi ran into the room again and said "Mario, what happened to you?"
Mario said "I uh... fell down the stairs."
Luigi said "You should be more careful. Anyway, I finally managed to get my vr rating down to 2000!"
Mario said "Yeah, very good."
Luigi went off to play more Mario Kart Wii. Mario browsed the forums and a thread by Link was called "SPAP busters should ban Mario!"
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
Hmmm..Has nothing to say.

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07-16-2008, 02:33 PM
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Lol this is good
 
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07-16-2008, 02:34 PM
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Three
Mario tried to quickly close the site due to seeing hentai, but he couldn't resist. He kept trying to press X, but then he clicked on the next page. Mario said to himself "Stop!", but he couldn't. He looked at all 101 pictures that were there, and some were even Peach. He felt really guilty and then pressed X. He was lucky that no one was around. Then Luigi quickly stormed into the room crying and said "Mario! It's not fair!"
Mario asked "What happened?"
Luigi said "People kept stopping in Rainbow Road and hitting me with stars! I lost 600 vr points! 600!!"
Mario said "It's only a game."
Luigi said "And someone called Ihack@you warped from halfway through the race and came first. Also, people kept going around this mountain in Grumble Volcano and they finished in 30 seconds!"
Mario said "What idiots! I should call Nintendo!"
Luigi said "No, don't!"
Mario said "Huh? Why?"
Luigi said "If you complain about their games, they... they might delete you!"
Mario said "What's the worst that can happen? They won't delete me."
Luigi said "Ok, but be careful. I know! I'm gonna go on a quest to a vr rating of 0!"
Mario said "Ok......."
Luigi walked off to play Mario Kart Wii again while Mario said to himself "Thank God no one's around", and opened up hentai again. This time, he didn't just see hentai of Peach, but also of Samus and Zelda. Then someone knocked on the door and Mario quickly clicked X.
Mario answered the door and it was Link. Link said "I saw what you were doing."
Mario said "Doing what?"
Link started punching Mario to the ground and kept punching him in the face. Mario kept shouting "Stop, stop!"
Link said "If you look at hentai of Zelda again, your death arrives."
Mario got up from the ground with a black eye and asked "How did you know?"
Link shouted "So you were looking at them!", and punched Mario repeatedly again. Then Link soon stopped and said "I was on your profile and it said you were currently looking at an album called "Zelda yummy hentai. You're on your last warning", and left. Mario now had 2 black eyes and limped back to his computer. He looked at his profile and someone called 'Link' posted on his profile "Turned on noob! Turned on noob! Turned on noob! Turned on noob! Turned on noob!"
Mario deleted the message. Luigi ran into the room again and said "Mario, what happened to you?"
Mario said "I uh... fell down the stairs."
Luigi said "You should be more careful. Anyway, I finally managed to get my vr rating down to 2000!"
Mario said "Yeah, very good."
Luigi went off to play more Mario Kart Wii. Mario browsed the forums and a thread by Link was called "SPAP busters should ban Mario!"
lol can me be in it
 
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07-16-2008, 02:34 PM
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Nice story
 
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07-16-2008, 02:36 PM
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lol can me be in it
Sure, you'll be in it later then.
 
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Brian: I'm sorry, Fintan.
Fintan: It's ok, we all have our addictions.
Brian: Why, what's yours?
Fintan: Uh... never mind.
Brian: Well, ok then...
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