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"Luigi! What are you on about? I never knew the internet was like this!"
Luigi said "Snap out of it! Just plug out the computer to turn it off and try again. Just be more careful this time. Speaking of which, I'm going to try out Mario Kart Wii online!"
Luigi walked off and Mario plugged out and in the computer. The computer then booted up and the site was gone. Mario then remembered about MKW.com and logged in. He clicked on the thread called 'fleep attack' and many people had requested their username to be similar to fleep. Mario said to himself "This is silly. I'm going to check out the Mario Kart Wii board."
He clicked on it and there was a thread called "Who thinks Mario needs nose surgery?"
Mario got mad and he went into the thread. There was a poll and 95% had voted yes. Mario replied to the thread and he wrote "No, I don't think I need nose surgery. I'm fine the way I am."
He waited for a few minutes and saw a reply by Wapeach and it said "lol, stop pretending to be Mario."
Mario replied "What? Of course I'm Mario!"
Then there was a thread created called "SPAP busters. It was about banning Stupid Pointless Annoying People. Mario thought it was pointless and posted "

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Then Mario was on the homepage and could see pictures from albums. He clicked on one of them and said "Oh.... my.... God."