OMG! i just tricked the guy to go to the offended page! omg! im so cruel:


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Stranger: i am really good guy, any good girls to love me?

You: ill **** you

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: i am guy

Stranger: u?

You: a horny female

Stranger: why you want ****?

You: ready to have something inside me

Stranger: what?

You: i want you

You: inside me

Stranger: i am really good boy

You: well mr good boy, how about you be a bad boy for once >:)

Stranger: :)

Stranger: :(

Stranger: i don't know

Stranger: really, dear my good friend, i am sorry :(

Stranger: it's good you are horny

Stranger: but i am really nice boy:(

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 19

Stranger: and i am seeking for good girl

Stranger: with good heart

You: you should be partying, with me

Stranger: how?:(

Stranger: i don't know much about it

Stranger: :(

You: just come on and ill show ya

Stranger: :( sorry i can't see it all

You: and afterwards we can have a party of our own >:)

Stranger: what should i have to see:(

Stranger: i just love the girls... i love one girl so much so much

Stranger: and i got tragic:(

You: i love guys... and big cocks

Stranger: and i just want be good boy for good girl and live with here

You: i can be everything you ever wanted

Stranger: mm

Stranger: i really want love and love

Stranger: so much and hold her in my arms.

Stranger: and love

Stranger: it

You: ill love you all night long

Stranger: it's so nice to love good girl

Stranger: and you know

Stranger: sitting at shore of lake and being in the arm of the one who loves me lots!!

Stranger: wow!! it's really great

Stranger: arms*

You: i acn be in your arm, whereever you want babe

Stranger: sex is not only great things for me...

You: *can

Stranger: everythings is love

You: but sex can be great

Stranger: i only do sex with the one whom i love

Stranger: i mean with the girl who really loves me so much

You: just relave and let me wrap my legs around you

You: /relax

Stranger: mmm ok

Stranger: but i just think you are only horny :(

Stranger: but i am really searching for good girl

Stranger: who love me

Stranger: hug

Stranger: me

You: ill love you all night long

Stranger: and talk good with me..

You: ill be your slave

You: and do anything you want

Stranger: not only for sex

Stranger: i just don't want girl for sex

You: but i want you!!!

Stranger: i just want feel that girl love

Stranger: and i want really love her lots and lots forever

You: ill give lots of girl love

You: forever

Stranger: mmm really

Stranger: how is that possible..

Stranger: i know all the girl want only **** with me :(

You: i will truly love you

You: i promise

Stranger: so i never sex with the one who only want sex with me... i just want someone who can love me so much

Stranger: so i can do anythings for her.... but

Stranger: i never do nothing with no one except than my gf...

You: do you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: nope i had

Stranger: but she lied me something so i left her

You: ill be your new one

Stranger: coz she lied me lot of things.... :( and broke my virginity :'(

Stranger: she was really bad and i don't want loose virginty from bad girls...:(

Stranger: but i lost :(

Stranger: i am so sad for that..

You: im a good girl :)

Stranger: no hell no.. i just do sex with one who really loves me...

Stranger: and who is romantic

Stranger: who cares me lots..

You: but i love you so much :(

Stranger: who want dance with me in rain

Stranger: who want hug with me all time

You: i will do all ythose things

Stranger: who want be with me at the shore of lake and just see my eyes

Stranger: and hug and love me

Stranger: hey everyone play with love things but i don't wanna play with it...

You: i wont play

You: i love you

Stranger: i need kind girl

Stranger: who really is kind

Stranger: but you know one thing

Stranger: i smile lots

Stranger: wiiiiiiih

Stranger: so i need a girl who smile lots

You: im sorry for what i said earlier, i want to love you!

You: i want you! i need you! i love you!

Stranger: and i wish i can make her happly forever

Stranger: i want such girl, who will even love other people like poor and care them..who is really kind and great

You: i will be that

Stranger: i want girl who really know what the love is...

Stranger: i want the girl who can be with me forever ,, in my arms

Stranger: and i want my girl is studious hard working...

Stranger: drinking little is ok but smoking is not much good :(

You: i will be all those things

Stranger: I really need the girl who is really so good..more than sex, she loves my heart

Stranger: i want those girl

You: i am that girl

You: im sorry for what i said before

You: i am that girl

Stranger: i want those girl, who doesn't care nothing else than my love and my feeling... and who is really kind for me and for other people too... and she should never fight with other girl..she should be happy and she should try to make other people happy too...and i want just peace ...

You: im peaceful

Stranger: i want girl who understand me, who love my heart and doesn't care else whatever i am and whatever i have... i mean i am rich poor or anythings.. i need such good girl for my life.

You: i don't care what you do, i still will love you always

Stranger: sex is nothing coz if i have money i can do sex with one....we can buy sex by money..but never the love by money...

You: i don't need money

You: or sex

Stranger: love is everythings i want.....

Stranger: i want be with such good girl..wow we have kids and happy

Stranger: we all happy our kids and all

You: you are all i want

Stranger: i mean my kids

You: we can have kids together

Stranger: hey happiness is everythings..i never wanna see my girl sad..never and i want feel her my perfect love....

Stranger: coz love is love

Stranger: love is so pure as well as so powerful things in this world..

You: im sad without you

You: do you know what a blog is?

Stranger: and love is not the distance ....love is never affected by nothing...

Stranger: sorry,

Stranger: what a blog means??

You: its like personal website, a website about yourself

You: i have one

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i know that

You: do wanna see it?

Stranger: ok

You: here is is:Offended - Encyclopedia Dramatica

Stranger: hey it's so horrible

Stranger: i can't see such things :(

You: haha! sucker! i am really a 12 year old boy! i lied! haha!

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Some of these are sad.

I predict a suicide tonight.

Hmm, no webcam in sight. I think I just found a friend. o_o

if I see this on the news just gonna be like "o-omg...".
Lol

SO SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO BE 'JUST FRIENDS'. That's too bad, that she isn't a friend with eBenefits. ;(

Once on Omegle a girl from Oregon was hitting on me. I pretended to be a 17-year-old from Nevada. I said I loved her, and then she told me her biggest secret: she was a transsexual. =/

Ha, it's a good thing they deleted the "Your answers" thread. Would've quoted a post of yours here.