Today in Gym was the Mile Run for the President's (who's an asshole anyway) Physical Fitness Test.

We were to run 8 laps around our main running track.

I have a condition to where I get cramps when I run long distances, so I ran 1/4 of 7 out of 8 laps. I only ran on the final stretch.

So what was the problem? I never got to the final lap yet...

The FINAL, 8th, LAST lap I just wanted the run to end...

So... I DASHED, BULLETED,...