This is only meant for teh lulz.
God Tier:
-Jigglypuff (C'mon. How did you NOT see this coming.)
-Captain Falcon
-Mr. Game & Watch (Best D-Taunt in the game. No discussions.)
-Luigi
-Ike
-Ganondorf
-Bowser
-Mewtwo
Top Tier:
-Wario
-Snake
-Lucario
-Samus
-Ness
High Tier:
-Charizard
-King Dedede
-R.O.B.
-Zelda
-Young Link
-Wolf
-Peach
-Donkey Kong
Middle Tier:
-Toon Link
-Ivysaur
-Diddy Kong
-Kirby
-Pichu
-Falco
-Yoshi
-Link
-Meta-Knight
-Squirtle
Low Tier:
-Zero Suit Samus
-Dr. Mario
-Mario
-Pikachu
-Fox
-Roy
-Pit
-Sheik
-Sonic
Bottom Tier:
-Ice Climbers
-Olimar
-Lucas
-Sandbag
-Marth
Yes, I included the Melee cast as well. Too much manliness to miss out on.