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Wario was zooming on his Wario bike with Fintan following behind on a blue Wario bike. They were both on their escape at high speed in a city at night from Bowser's Koopa slaves. Wario looked behind and shouted "Take them down Fintan!"
There were a few koopas on Bowser bikes tailing Fintan. Fintan looked behind and fired his gun multiple times at all the koopas. One got hit and fell off their bike. There were still more on his tail and both Wario got trapped when more koopas on Bowser bikes surrounded them at the front. Wario drove by while the koopas were firing and Fintan followed. Wario ducked so that a bullet flew just above his head at slow motion. Fintan asked Wario "Where are we going?"
Wario said "Anywhere away from here!"
However, Wario and Fintan were still going at high speed and started being chased by the cops. Fintan heard a police siren, looked behind and shouted "Damn!"
Wario noticed this too, but they both started to speed up and make their escape. More koopas on bikes then appeared from a dark alley and started chasing Fintan and Wario. One koopa started firing his gun, then Fintan with brilliant accuracy hit each of the three koopas in one go each. The police were still on their tail and Wario turned into a narrow dark alley. Fintan wasn't ready, so he went on. A police car had stopped where Wario went in. Two police cars kept chasing Fintan through the busy city. Fintan looked behind, but didn't watch where he was going and accidentally drove over a ramp at a road works. Fintan shouted "Nooooo!", then landed and fell off his bike. The police cars stopped and put Fintan in handcuffs.
Fintan was later thrown into a talk room with an officer. His badge said 'James', so I guess it was his name. Then the man said "Think you're funny?"
"No, I don't."
"So you think that flying through a busy city at 200 miles is acceptable??"
"It wasn't-"
"SILENCE!", and he banged his fist on the table. Then he said "You didn't just speed through a busy city, but I heard you also killed a few innocent people on bikes?"
"They were on to me!"
"Not good enough idiot. You're gonna probably be facing many years in prison and- Hey! Come back!"
Fintan ran out of the room with haste and ran out of the Police station door just nearby. Then Fintan ran to a car and stopped it and ran to the door and said "I'm sorry, but I'm stealing your car."
The woman said "Hey, you can't just-"
"GET OUTTA THE CAR NOW!", and pulled her out. Fintan started to drive and reached a high speed in a matter of seconds.
Fintan was looking for Wario, but he had to hurry since he knew that an evil force would arrive soon. He was flying through the city going around in circles, but soon found Wario driving on his bike. Fintan was chasing behind Wario and yelled "Wario! I'm right here!"
Wario looked behind and saw that it was Fintan. He stopped and Fintan stopped where he was. "Get in."
"I'm not leaving my bike where it is!"
"Fine, you drive on your puny bike, I'll just follow, but hurry."
Wario hopped on his bike and started to drive at a high speed. Fintan followed. Soon after, they were at the outskirts of the city and reached a toll bridge. They drove past it without saying to drive pass. They made it out of the city. Then Fintan drove in front of Wario and stopped him. Fintan got out of the car and said "Wario, wait. What is the point of this?"
"We escape! Duh!"
"I know, but there is no point. Evil is upon us both and it will eventually find us."
"Not with that attitude. Come on, while we still have time!"
Wario started to drive again, but Fintan did not follow. Wario soon stopped, drove back and said "What are you doing?!"
Fintan said "We're gonna have to take out this evil force one time or another."
"Someone else can do it!"
"You just don't get it, do you? They're after us!"
"Eh, why us?"
"Remember that diamond we stole in that museum?"
"Yeah..."
"They want it back. I just know it. That curator Blathers said it was cursed with an evil power and never to be touched."
Then a strange man said "Stop right there!"
Fintan and Wario looked behind. It appeared to be Auron (FFX). He walked over to Fintan and said "You are needed."
"What?"
"It has come and we can't reverse it. We can only destroy it."
Fintan asked "What the hell are you talking about?"
"That diamond you stole. It has released an evil power and has come after you. Therefore you are the one who must destroy it."
Fintan said "It was Wario's idea!"
Auron said "You were the one who touched it first. Come!"
Fintan asked "What about Wario?"
Auron asked "Wait! Do you guys happen to be the ones who stole the other cursed diamond too?"
Wario asked "You mean this one?", and took out a black diamond.
Auron said "Yes. Who happened to be the one who touched that one first?"
Fintan said "Wario."
Auron said "Well, I guess two evil forces are coming. Only Fintan can destroy the leader of one and Wario of the other."
Peach got out of the car that Auron was in and said "So me and Auron will help you both destroy the evil forces, even though you two caused this mess."
Wario said "Ok, why are you here Peach?"
Peach said "Because I'm the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom and I need to save it."
Fintan said "Are you coming Auron?"
Auron said "Don't you get it? You and I are going to end up in one world and Wario and Peach in another."
Fintan asked "How does he get Peach?"
Auron said "Shut up. Let's just go already!"
Fintan and Auron were sucked into a warp hole, while Wario and Peach into another.