Chronicle 3
Eccles
The same day, a man just finished buying his license for owning a dog(wtf?), and went to the local walgreens.
Eccles:Haaallo, I would like something to treat my fear of Macaroni colored crayons.
Clerk:Excuse me?
Eccles:You heard me, something to treat my fear of Macaroni colored crayons.
Clerk:Im sorry, we don't carry any medicine of that sort.
Eccles:Yes you do.
Clerk:No we don't.
Eccles:Yes you do! I bought some last week.
Clerk:Who did you buy it from?
Eccles:A gentleman in this very store.
Clerk:Was he wearing a uniform?
Eccles:Well, no, but i assumed he worked here.
Clerk:Look, sir-
Eccles:Don't you 'Look, sir' me! Look, I know it exists, its a type of sugar like substance and is sucked up threw the nose using a straw.
Clerk:Sir, I believe you were sold cocain.
Flashback
Eccles:RAAGH!!!! THE GOON SHOW IS THE BEST EVER!!!! RAAAGH!!!
Eccles runs outside screaming and throws a baby that was in a stroller across the street.
Ladie:My baby!!!
End flashback
Eccles:Look, are you going to give me the medication or not?
Clerk:It doesn't exist.
Eccles:Are you telling me, that with all the birthcontrol, viagra crap, they don't have a medicine to treat a fear of Macaroni colored crayons?!?
Clerk:No.
Eccles:DAMNIT!
Eccles walks away when some guy walks up to him
Guy:So, were did you get the coke?