Chronicle 2
Zenius
The same day at a Wallmart, some guy weird guy was buying steptouch 2.1 for mac. (people actually buy macs?) And was about to check out, but the check out guy was emo.

Emo dude:That'll be $35.99, *sigh*

Zenius:Whats wrong? Did you get Rick Rolled?

Emo dude:No, my mom only got me the $700 webcam instead of the $800 version.

Zenius:Wow, this guy is major phail. Well, did you tell her your thoughts?

Emo dude:Well, I yelled and screamed at her, saying she was ruining my life and I hope she dies. Then I went on myspace and posted pictures of myself to show my deep sadness.

Zenius: Wow, ur epic faggotry, go home and kill urself, u piece of dogsh**, I hope someone sends you to goaste and you choke on ur own barf.

The emo dude ran away crying and yelling about how awful todays society is today.

Zenius:Yeah, because of fags liek u. I hav to go be better than u kthnxbai.

Later that day the emo fag got an email.

The email read:

Hey dude.


Hey, I'm sorry what happened at walmart today. I have no idea what came over me. I made this to say I'm sorry:

http://www.emoland.net/hardcore/marl...giftfromzenius

He clicked on the link and this happened,

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I
A full comintments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from anyother guy...

Later that day Zenius heard on the news,
Breaking news, Emo kid hangs himself after getting rick rolled.
Zenius:R U Serious?