no this is not spam it's a fanfic
Ok so this is about Eccles, Zenius, and I. (no you can't be in it) it is pretty much a comedy in script style

Chronicle 1
Tren Krom
One day a man (or in this case a gelatinus blob thing) walked into a bar on a Tuesday, or was it Monday, he was too drunk to remember.

TREN KROM:Get me a martini.

Bartender:Sir, are you drunk?

Tren: On life man, on life.

Bartender:Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?

Tren:How many is legal to drive with

Bartender:none

Tren:Ive had that many.

*outside*

Some dude: What a**hole crashed into my car?!?

*inside*

Bartender:Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Tren:Look, bud, this is free country, so give me free beer.

Bartender:Sir, don't make me call the police.

Tren:Are you coming on to me?

*Bartender calls the cops* *cops come*

Cop:What seems to be the problem here?

*bartender points to gelatinus glob sitting at bar*

Cop:Sir, I'm going to ask you to come with me.

*Tren eats the police officers*

Tren:I'm going to just drink my moonshine.

*leaves bar*