Of course they're not going to think that. They'll think, "haha, that guy's grammar downright sucks, let's make him a miserable human being over something that he can't control." By no means am I saying that I don't find your grammar ailments funny. I think it's hilarious, as long as I don't think about what causes it. After all, it is pretty funny if you look at it the right way. If it causes pain and misery on your part, it's not like I'm going to waste my time stopping it - hell, I may even contribute to it if I'm in need of a few laughs. You can't control these things.